“Kelly thinks there is,” Pete said.
“Kelly’s been sitting there for a week with nothing to do but watch television,” Jupe said. “She qualifies as a certified hospital — bed potato.”
“And she’s obviously got a wild imagination. I mean, she’s going with you, isn’t she?” Bob said, giving Pete a friendly punch in the arm.
“Come on, you guys,” Pete said. “Kelly knows things. She always knows what kind of clothes or lipstick and stuff to wear months before anyone else is wearing them.”
“Great,” Jupe said. “If we ever change our name to The Three Fashion Designers, we’ll definitely make her an associate.”
Pete scowled at Jupe.
“Pete,” Jupe said, trying to be reasonable, “Juliet Coop had a bad accident and she had a bad dream. Now she has amnesia. I can’t put those together and come up with a crime, can you?”
But it was Bob who spoke up. “I have to give you a ‘maybe’ on that,” he said.
That caught Jupiter by surprise.
“I’ll tell you why,” Bob said. “I can see the crash wiping out her memory of the accident. But Juliet doesn’t remember anything the day of the accident. Why is the whole day erased? Maybe something else happened.”
The answer to that one was not on the tip of Jupe’s tongue. He was thinking about it when Nurse Lazar’s loud voice stole his attention. She was talking on the phone at the nurses’ station.
“You’re going to have my job?” she said with a laugh, obviously repeating what the person on the other end had threatened. “Pal, you can have my job and I hope you look good in the little white hat.” She stamped hospital forms with a red rubber stamp as she spoke. “I’m tired of you calling every half hour asking about Juliet Coop. I’ve got thirty other patients to care for. You want to know how she is? Come to the hospital.”
Nurse Lazar listened to the caller’s reply with an angry face. “You want to talk to a doctor? Hold on.” She dropped the phone loudly on the desk and walked away.
“Why would someone call so often to check on Juliet Coop?” Jupe asked.
“Because he’s worried about her,” Pete said.
“Right. But is he worried that she won’t make it — or that she will? Maybe it’s Mr. Sweetness,” Jupe said. He cleared his throat.
“Jupe, I know that sound,” Bob said. “You’re deciding what voice to use.”
Jupiter had a flare for acting, and he could speak in lots of different voices and styles.
“The man wants to speak to a doctor,” Jupe said, smiling slyly. He picked up the receiver.
“Hello, this is Dr. Jones speaking,” he said. His voice was suddenly older — exactly like a thirty-year-old’s — and full of know-everything confidence.
“Never heard of you,” said the voice on the other end. Smooth voice. An older man, at least middle-aged. A fast talker.
“I just joined the staff,” answered Jupe. “You were asking about Juliet Coop, Mr. ”
Jupiter was hoping the caller would fill in the blank with his name.
Instead the man asked, “How is she?”
“Well, I’m only supposed to give out that information to the immediate family,” Jupe said. “Are you a family member?”
After a pause, the man said, “I’m a friend of the family.”
“A close friend?” asked Jupe.
Question and answer. Thrust and parry. Cat and mouse. The mouse ducked into another hole.
“Look, all I want to know is, is she going to be all right?” said the man.
“She has regained consciousness,” Jupe said, listening carefully for the reaction on the other end of the line. “She’s out of danger,” he added.
“Yeah,” said the voice. But it didn’t sound like a happy yeah, or a relieved yeah, or even a questioning yeah. It sounded very much to Jupiter Jones like a that’s-what-you-think yeah.
It gave Jupe a bad feeling. “I’ll be happy to tell her you called,” Jupe said, trying once more to get a name from the caller.
“That’s okay, Doc,” said the voice. “I’ll be interfacing with her.” The man hung up.
“What happened? What’s wrong?” asked Pete, impatient with Jupe’s silence.
“He stopped interfacing with me,” Jupe said, putting the phone back on the desk just as Nurse Lazar returned with a young intern.
“The guy’s a real pain,” she said to the intern as she picked up the receiver. But the line was dead. “I don’t believe it. He hung up!” she said in disgust.
“He’s more than a pain,” Jupe said softly to his friends. “He’s a mystery. Something is going on and I don’t understand it.”
“Translation: You’re not quitting after all, right?” Bob said.
“I never said I was quitting,” Jupe replied. “I don’t know what and she can’t remember why, but I think Juliet Coop is in some kind of danger. And we’re the only ones who know it. We’ve got to stay close to her.”
But for the time being, they couldn’t stay close to Juliet because they each had pressing things to do. Pete, who often did auto repairs for a few bucks, had to finish adjusting the ignition timing on his neighbor’s Corvette.
Bob was due again at the talent agency, where he worked part-time. One of its rock bands needed help setting up for a club date.
And Jupe had promised to check in with Mrs. Teitelbaum, the neighbor who had given him the melon diet in the first place. Mrs. Teitelbaum considered herself to be Jupe’s personal one- woman diet support group.
So it was the next morning when two of the Three Investigators got together again. Jupe and Pete met at the hospital because both Kelly and Juliet were checking out.
Kelly was ecstatic to be leaving. Juliet’s spirits had improved, too, but her memory still hadn’t returned. She sat on her bed, waiting for Big Barney to come and take her home.
“Knowing Big Barney,” Juliet said, “he’ll probably show up in a gorilla suit, or bring a mariachi band to the hospital. My dad loves jokes, you know.”
Ten minutes later Big Barney stuck his head in the door. “Hey! Remember me?” He was wearing a brown jogging suit and he had a fake arrow through his head.
“Dad, I’ve only forgotten twenty hours, not twenty years,” Juliet said. “Of course I remember you. The question is: Did you remember to bring the stuff I asked for?”
Big Barney produced a small suitcase and Juliet opened it. She pulled out a pair of blue silk pajamas and held them up.
“What are these?” she asked.
“Blue silk pants and blouse,” Big Barney said cheerfully. “Just like you
