Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

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8. GIVING GREAT HEAD

If there’s a heaven, what do you suppose guys are praying for when they arrive? Hot fudge sundaes? You bet—being licked off them by eager, creative, bodacious angels!

Blowjobs. Head. Hummers. BJs. Going Down. Fellatio. Whatever you call it, guys will do anything to get it. After all, it’s their complete erotic fantasy come true: sights, sounds, sensations and screaming orgasms. Oral sex is as hot and intimate as it comes.

That explains why many guys dream about the female mouth even more than the vagina (if you can believe that!).Why? Both are warm, wet and tight—but the mouth has a tongue that licks, lips that suck, and teeth that tease.

So be empowered! You have his full trust. He’s at your mercy. And you control every moment of his pleasure. Oral sex is the ultimate sexual gift you can give to your guy. So why not give it your all?

Blowjob Basics

Did you find the pamphlet that came with the guy’s penis the first time you tried oral sex? No? Then I’ll bet you had to figure it all out all by yourself, while you awkwardly took his manhood into your mouth.

So let’s start fresh today, okay?

I’m about to show you enticing oral sex techniques for you to take only as far as you please.You don’t have to “deep throat” him. You don’t have to taste his come.And you certainly don’t have to swallow—although you just might like it after all. Just pick and choose what tickles your fancy, and advance from there.

Start by getting comfortable. Oral sex can be a bit tiring, so be sure to position yourself so your upper body and shoulders can move up and down with you. And if your neck gets sore, he’s got two hands that should be more than willing to massage it for you.

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The best blowjob ever! Do you know the ONE technique that elevates a great blowjob into an outstanding blowjob? Enthusiasm. More than paint-by-the-numbers know-how, true oral sex artistry comes from wrapping energy, emotion, joy and rapture into your orgasmic masterpiece.Try it!

You’ll also discover that if you’re currently pregnant, or you don’t want to be, oral sex is the perfect pleasure solution! And if either of you has a physical disability or recent injury that makes intercourse challenging or impossible, a good blowjob will have you both feeling better fast.

As for you, just remember: you set the depth. You set the pace.You set your comfort. You’re in control.

Safer Sex Precaution: To fully enjoy the pleasures of oral sex, both of you should be totally monogamous and free of all sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). If you are not monogamous lovers, or either of you engages in any high-risk behavior, read the Appendix at the end of this book before trying any of these techniques to learn how safer sex will maximize your pleasure while minimizing your risk.

Ready… Set… Blow!

Set out just a few props now and be ready for all the action to come.

 Hair Band. If you’re done with messy hair fun, you’ll want to tie your hair back to give him a better view and keep those strands from dropping into your mouth in the heat of passion.

 Thirst Quenchers. Set out a glass of water, seedless grapes or even a few mints or menthol cough drops to keep your lips and mouth wet and lubricated.

 Slippery Stuff. Buy some good fruit-flavored water-based lickable lube—and place it within arm’s reach.

 Protection. For safer sex, have an ample supply of latex condoms close by.

You’re ready… now let’s explore the four phases of oral sex.

Phase I: The Agony of Anticipation

Start by filling his senses with your feminine mystique. Put on that sensuous perfume you know he likes. Spray the sheets with lavender. Wear something new and sexy.

Now whisper in his ear exactly what you’ve been fantasizing about all day—and how you’re about to share that fantasy with him. Model and pose in your sexy outfit for him, while you touch yourself with sensual squeezes and exotic strokes.Tell him that what you are about to do together really turns you on, and let him tell you what he wants you to do, too.

Land soft, wet kisses on his mouth, neck and earlobes. Show him what foreplay is all about! Warm up your mouth on his finger—or your own—so he can start imagining your mouth on his penis. Let him hear what your sucking sounds like.

Now bring your mouth down just far enough on his body so he’ll think maybe, hopefully, possibly you’ll keep on going. Pause at his belly button long enough to heat up his brainwaves with loud silent pleading, before you continue your quest southward.

Unzip his pants and begin teasing his penis lightly with your hand as you sweep your mouth around his belly button, hips, thighs—in other words, everywhere but. Now lightly press your puckered lips onto his penis right through his underwear. Blow some warm moist air. Nibble lightly. Glide your talented lips up and down his shaft.

Phase II: Peeling & Revealing

It’s time for the clothes to start disappearing. Look up at him, gaze into his bedazzled eyes, and trace the tip of your tongue slowly, sensually along your warm, moist lips. Then gently pull down his underwear so you reveal