If you’re recalling a bad taste from a past experience, you may be pleasantly surprised to know genetics, diet and time between orgasms can affect flavor, texture and force. So while your ex may have tasted like bleach, alfalfa sprouts, brie cheese or salty milk, your beau could taste like kiwi.
You can sweeten him up by feeding him strawberries, melon, kiwi and pineapples the day before, and cutting out the red meat, alcohol and cigarettes. Or just cover his penis with chocolate syrup, canned fruits, whipped cream or honey to mask the flavor.
If he was pierced recently, make sure he’s completely healed before you engage in oral sex. After that, his penis may become more sensitive—or too sensitive—around the site of the piercing. Communication and experimentation are the keys. And be careful about chipping your teeth, or simply ask him to remove the barbell till you’re done.
Here’s a trick for you: freeze a barbell tongue piece, then put it in your tongue. Now take a mouthful of hot tea and go down on him. He’ll feel the sensations of both hot and cold simultaneously! Now rub the frozen piece down the shaft past his tender-spot, down his ball seam and to his taint.
A guy who’s well-hung is more than proud—he also understands the challenge you face. Relax. Get comfortable. Use lots of saliva, water and lube. And stay balanced—you’re going to need both hands to use as an extension of your mouth.
Just like a runner holds back a burst of energy for the finish line, so should you. Pace yourself. Substitute your hand when your mouth gets tired. Lean on pillows for comfort. If you start to cramp, change your position, or stimulate him elsewhere and return to his penis when you’re refreshed. Or just take a breather for a sip of water as you look into his eyes and lick your luscious lips.
Be a show-off! The best blowjobs include incredible visuals.Try to position yourself where he can clearly see as much of you as he can take in. Arch your back and put your butt up in the air!
First Licks
Ready? Let’s start with the basics.
Lip Gloss. Flood your puckered lips with saliva, then glide them gently up and down and all around his shaft. Swirl around the head, too.
Gummer. Curl back your moistened lips over your front teeth. Not only does it feel good, but your lips will protect him from bumping into your teeth.
Tip Top. Slide the tip of your wet tongue all around his head, peehole and V-spot. Work your tongue into every crevice and skin fold till he’s taut and hard.
All-Day Sucker. Push your lips outward and create a gentle suction on his shaft. Now suck’n glide up and down without losing the vacuum.
Laplander. With your tongue full, wide and relaxed, lick his penis upward like a melting ice cream cone.
Skin Flicks. Flutter and flick the tip of your hot wet tongue from the top of his penis all the way to the bottom of his balls.
Liquidate yourself. With your mouth around his erect penis, take him in as deeply as you can. You’ll find that the deeper you let him probe, the more your brain will naturally trigger a stream of luscious liquid in your mouth—and even down south!
The Classic Blowjob
Timeless. Legendary. Craved. Go for it!
Step I: Form the “OK” sign with your thumb and forefinger. Place it over your lips.
Step 2: Gracefully bring your face down over his penis while you form the
Step 3: Continue south until his head comes through the top of your fist and into your mouth. As you take him in, begin the
Step 4: Bring everything into perfect synch. Coordinate your favorite combo of hand grips and stroking with your glorious wet lips around his penis.
