Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

Phase II: Plateau

You kiss deeply as you reach inside his pants. Even higher goes his heart rate, blood pressure, breathing and penis, as his testicles draw up into his body. This can last only a few minutes, although some lovers purposely prolong it for stronger orgasms.

Phase III: Orgasm

Your mouth is working his penis in sync with your soft lubed fingers. While this is the shortest phase (sigh), it’s the longest to describe. First, as his seminal fluid begins rapidly pooling at the base of his penis, nothing on earth can stop him from coming. His muscles tighten, his anus contracts and his skin flushes, as he pumps out his semen in rhythmic spurts of extreme pleasure.

At first, his semen doesn’t overflow like just-popped champagne-it must still travel the entire length of his erect penis. Propelled by his PC muscle, his bursts feel, well, orgasmic, with about ⁴/₅ths of a second in between each one. By the fourth burst, the gap between them is increasing, their intensity is tapering off, and the ride is nearing its end.

Even though he’ll tell you he mostly feels his orgasms in his genitals, it’s a total body event. His brain waves dance, his body’s muscles tense, he tingles all over, and his expression can look like he just whacked his thumb with a hammer (but you know better!).

Phase IV: Resolution

His mind and body relax. His testicles emerge from his body, his scrotum becomes looser, his penis goes half-erect, then soft—and it’s impossible right now to restart the cycle.This can last from a few minutes to a few days, depending on his age and health. What a fine time to discover how skilled he is with his hands, lips and tongue!

Liquid Love

Guys tend to be proud of their come.They love giving it to you, showing it to you, showering you with it, and watching you receive it. Here’s how it appears:

Love Drops. Also known as “pre-ejaculation” or “pre-come,” this liquid may ooze out of his penis long before he orgasms. It can be clear or white, even a little bubbly—and it’s slippery, so it provides extra lubrication. While some guys produce a lot, others can go their entire lives without producing any. Either way, it’s totally normal.

Sadie Sez:

Ejaculation vs. orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, ejaculation and orgasm are not one and the same, although they usually happen together. Ejaculation is the physical act; orgasm is the pleasurable feeling.

Love Juice. Also known as “semen” or “come,” this is his ejaculate, and it can be thick, watery, goopy, clear or white. The intensity which it bursts forth is different from guy to guy, from day to day, from mood to mood. His come may simply dribble out, or shoot far across the room in short spurts or medium streams. And if he’s really turned on, and hasn’t orgasmed too recently, be on the lookout for a volcanic eruption!

To Taste or Not to Taste

It’s entirely up to you whether or not you wish to taste his come. If you always avoid it because of a distasteful experience in the past, you may be pleasantly surprised how times and tastes can change!

The unique taste of your guy’s come is affected by several factors, but genetics and diet are the most important. It will be warm, and either salty, tangy, sweet, bitter, bleach-y, brie-like-or anything in between.

Want a tastier guy? Here are the secret ingredients:

Come sweeteners: strawberries, papaya, mango, raspberries, blueberries, pineapple, honey.

Come sourers: garlic, spicy foods, asparagus, cauliflower, broccoli, onions, cigarettes, alcohol, coffee.

Sadie Sez:

Try a smoothie sweetener. Although there’s no guarantee this smoothie will work for you (but it did for me), there’s no harm in trying—it’s part of a balanced breakfast!

 2 cups fresh squeezed orange juice

 6 hulled strawberries

 ? cup blueberries

 I cup peaches, sliced

 I banana

 I tsp. powdered sugar

 4 ice cubes

Blender on high.

Down the hatch.

Enjoy love juice tonight.

4. SIGHTS! SOUNDS! SEDUCTION!

I’m going to clue you in on sexual techniques so powerful, I can’t believe so many smart, savvy women miss them. What’s more, any woman who tries them will instantly have her guy eating out of her hand.

Here they are.

Almost every guy’s penis reacts like it’s hardwired directly to two of the most potent parts of his anatomy: his eyes and his ears.