'Ugh!' shrieked Meg. 'That foul, grungy pig!' She took the saucepan off the Aga and regarded it thoughtfully for a moment. 'What'd he order?'
Quill looked at the slip. 'Stuffed tomatoes, scrambled eggs, bacon.'
John came softly into the kitchen carrying a room service order. 'Two orders of Eggs Benedict, grilled grapefruit with brown sugar, blueberries with whipped cream, German pancakes, and two orders of Smithfield ham.'
'That doesn't sound like the orthodontist,' said Quill with trepidation.
'Mrs. Hallenbeck.' John's tone was curt. 'Is all this on the house?'
'For now.'
'That's a forty-dollar breakfast,' said John.
'I know.' She explained briefly what Myles had discovered the previous evening. 'We'll wait until the lab results are in, but we don't know anything yet. If it's vandalism, we're responsible.'
'I think you should talk to them about keeping costs within reason.'
Quill grimaced.
'I'll talk to them, then,' said John insistently. 'We can't afford this kind of cash drain, Quill.'
'John, if we are liable for this accident, it's just going to annoy them to insist that they watch it.'
'I warned you about those two when they checked in.'
'Yes, you did,' Quill admitted.
'Did you check the supply of sulfuric acid?'
'No, I don't have any idea of what was there before. Doreen might, but she's not back from vacation until this afternoon.'
'I saw her out here yesterday. Mavis Collinwood, I mean. She passed right by the storeroom.'
'John, you think they staged the accident? Come on! We can afford this, can't we? You said last week this is the first year we're going to show a profit.'
'Maybe,' he said gloomily. 'If you don't keep buying food and drink for the whole town. I can't wait to get the bill from the Croh Bar. Half those guys on the volunteer firemen should be in A.A.'
'They may have saved Mavis' life,' said Quill. 'Meg! What are you doing to that tomato?'
'The one for salesman-creep Baumer?' Meg gleefully shook baking soda into the chopped parsley, sausage, and onion dressing that composed the usual stuffing.
'No.' Quill took the orange box from Meg's hand and replaced it in the cupboard.
'Yes!' said Meg. Her face reddened, always a sign of rising temper. Then her hair seemed to flatten, which indicated it had risen. Quill could never figure how she accomplished the trick with her hair. Meg retrieved the baking soda and sprinkled a bit more on the tomato.
'Why don't we suggest that they curb the spending, at least until we establish the cause of the accident?' said John.
'Okay, okay, okay.' Quill lifted her hands in a gesture of defeat. 'I'll do it.'
'When?'
'In a bit. I've got to memorize that stupid speech for The Trial of Goody Martin. The dress rehearsal's this afternoon at the duck pond.'
'No time like the present,' said John. 'They're waiting for you in two-fourteen. I said you'd be along to speak to them. Kathleen will bring their breakfast up.'
Quill sighed. 'Okay. Okay. I'm going. See this? It's Quill, going to do her duty.'
Meg was singing '... when I am dead and gone, dear, sing no sad songs for me' to her omelette as Quill left the kitchen.
It was shaping up to be a hell of a week.
Two-fourteen and two-sixteen were two separate bedrooms connected by an interior door. Quill didn't particularly like the decor, having given way to a brief infatuation with grape-and-ivy chintz for the bedspreads and drapes.
Mrs. Hallenbeck opened the door to her knock, dressed in a red double-knit suit that screamed 'designer.' Quill's painter's eye recoiled from the clash with the purple and green.
'I very much dislike this room,' said Mrs. Hallenbeck, by way of greeting.
'So do I,' said Quill frankly. 'You must have a nice sense of color, Mrs. Hallenbeck. Would you like to move to the rooms below? They're a little more soothing to the eye.'
'Perhaps that would settle Mavis down,' Mrs. Hallenbeck admitted.
'Coo-ee!' Mavis waved at her from the bed. Quill, momentarily speechless, didn't respond at first.
'Dr. Bishop's Valium samples seemed to have loosened Mavis' more obvious inhibitions,' said Mrs. Hallenbeck dryly. Mavis' generous breasts spilled over the top of a lacy nightgown. Her makeup had been applied with a lavish hand. Her hair, released from its tight bun, spilled over her shoulders. Chewing gum with enthusiasm, she waved again, and said, 'This is just so lovely!'
'Please sit down, Ms. Quilliam.' Mrs. Hallenbeck sat stiffly, though with elegance, at the tea table fronting the
