work, she was always the first one he called on the carpet whenever something went wrong. She hated that, and swore that one day she'd leak his godless little psych file to Pat Robertson.
No you wouldn't, she told herself as she knocked on Ann Farris's door, but fantasizing about it did keep her cool whenever he turned on the heat.
The Washington Times once deemed Ann Farris to be one of the twenty-five most eligible young divorcees in the nation's capital. Three years later, she still was.
Standing five-foot-seven, her brown hair bunched behind her and tied with the designer kerchief-of-the-day, her teeth hardball-white, and her eyes a dark rust, she was also one of the least understood women in Washington. With her B.A. in journalism and M.A. in public administration from Bryn Mawr, the Greenwich, Connecticut, blue- blood Farrises expected her to work on Wall Street with her father, and then at some blue-chip firm as V.P., then Senior V.P., then the sky was the limit.
Instead, she went to work as a political reporter for The Hour in nearby Norwalk, stayed two years, landed the job of Press Secretary to the iconoclastic third-party Governor of the state, and married an ultra-liberal public radio commentator from New Haven. She retired to raise their son, then left two years after that when funding cuts cost her husband his job and desperation sent him into the arms of a wealthy Westport matron. Moving to Washington, Ann got a job as Press Secretary for the newly elected junior Senator from Connecticut— a bright, attentive married man. She began having an affair with him shortly after arriving, the first of many intense, satisfying affairs with bright, attentive married men, one of whom held an office higher than Vice President.
That last part wasn't in her confidential psych file, but Liz knew because Ann had told her. She also confessed— though it was obvious— that she had a crush on Paul Hood and entertained some exotic fantasies about him. The statuesque beauty was remarkably frank about her relationships, at least to Liz: Ann reminded her of a Catholic schoolgirl she once knew, Meg Hughes, who was as careful and polite as she could be around the nuns, then uncorked her darkest secrets when they were away.
Liz often wondered if Ann confided in her because she was a psychologist or because she didn't perceive her as a rival.
Ann's husky voice told Liz to come in.
The smell of her office was unique, a blend of her pinelike, not-tested-on-animals Faire perfume and the faint, musky odor of the framed, archivally preserved newspaper front pages hung around her office, from before the Revolution to the present. There were over forty in all, and Ann said it was an interesting exercise to read the articles and ponder how she would have handled the crises differently.
Liz gave a quick smile to Ann, and blinked slowly at Lowell Coffey II. The young attorney stood when she entered; as always, he was fondling something rich— one of his diamond cuff links.
Masturbating the money, Liz thought. Unlike Ann, Coffey Percy Richkid had bought into his attorney-parents' Beverly Hills life-style and Alpha Gamma Crappa grandiloquence. He was always touching something that cost his family more than his yearly salary— Armani tie, gold Flagge fountain pen, Rolex wristwatch. She wasn't sure whether it was giving him pleasure, calling attention to how big his wallet was, or some of both, but it was transparent and annoying. So was the perfect, razor-cut dirty-blond hair, the manicured and polished fingernails, and the perfect, gray, three-piece Yves St. Laurent suit. She once begged Hood to put a spy eye in his office so they could settle once and for all not if he hit the lint remover every time he shut the door, but for how long.
'A cheerful good morning to you,' Coffey said.
'Hi, Two. Morning, Ann.'
Ann smiled and waved her fingers. She was sitting behind her big antique desk instead of on the front edge, as usual— a body-language barrier against Coffey, Liz imagined. The Yale grad was too smart or too chicken to indulge in overt sexual harassment, but his come-hither approach to Ann made him less popular than wage freezes among PR and psych personnel.
'Thanks for coming, Liz,' Ann said. 'Sorry to have to bring you in on this, but Lowell insisted.' She swung her computer monitor around. 'Paul wants a press release out there by eight, and I need you to sign off on an assessment of the North Korean leaders.'
Liz leaned stiff-armed on the desk. 'Isn't this Bob Herbert's area?'
'Technically, yes,' Coffey answered, his voice like rolling skeins of velvet. 'But some of the vocabulary Ann has chosen flirts with libel. If I can't make sure it's defensible, I want to ascertain whether the subject will seek relief.'
'Like the President of North Korea is going to sue?'
'Ariel Sharon did.'
'That was Time, not the U.S. government.'
'Ah, but suing the government would be a marvelous way for beleaguered North Korea to fan the flames of sympathy.' Coffey sat back down, released his cuff link, and fiddled with the knot of his black tie. 'Would you want to undergo discovery, ladies, be forced to reveal sources, operating procedures, and the like? I wouldn't.'
'You're right, Two, though it wouldn't be a lawsuit; you can't sue a sovereign government. Still, there is a risk.'
He put on a just-do-it expression and held a hand toward the screen. Though she hated to comply, Liz studied the monitor.
'Thanks,' Ann said, patting the back of her hand.
Liz chewed her gum hard as she read. The highlighted passage was short and concise:
We do not believe that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea wants war, and we condemn rumors that its President personally ordered the terrorist attack. There is no evidence to suggest that he has been under pressure from hard-line officers opposed to reunification and compromise.
Liz turned to Coffey. 'So?'
'I searched. Those rumors have not been published or broadcast elsewhere.'
'That's because the explosion only happened three hours ago.'
'Exactly. This would make us the first to consign said rumors to print— partly because Bob Herbert has been the only one voicing them.'
Liz scratched her forehead. 'But we're condemning the rumors.'
'That doesn't matter. By introducing the issue, even in a censorious manner, we're at risk, legally. We must be able to show an absence of malice.'
Ann folded her hands. 'I need the paragraph, Liz, or something very much like it. What we're trying to do is let the North Koreans know that if the President and his military advisers are behind this, we're onto them. And if they aren't, then our press release can simply be taken at face value: we're outraged by the rumors.'
'And you want me to tell you how he's going to respond when he reads this.'
Ann nodded.
Liz's chewing slowed. She hated to give Coffey an inch, but she couldn't let that influence her. She reread the passage.
'The President is not so naive that he wouldn't expect us to think these things. But he's also proud enough to take offense at the way you've singled him out.'
Ann seemed disappointed. Coffey puffed slightly.
'Suggestions?' Ann asked.
'Two. In the line, '?and we condemn rumors that its President personally ordered,' I would change President to government. That depersonalizes it.'
Ann regarded her for a long moment. 'Okay. I can live with that. Next?'
'This one's a little dicier. Where you wrote, 'There is no evidence to suggest that he has been under pressure from hard-line officers opposed to reunification and compromise,' I would say something like, 'We believe that the President continues to resist pressure from hard-line officers opposed to reunification and compromise.' That still tells the DPRK that we're aware of the hard-liners while making the President look good.'
'But what if he's not good?' Ann asked. 'Don't we look green if it turns out he's behind the whole thing?'
'I don't think so,' Liz said. 'It makes him look like an even bigger rat because we trusted him.'
Ann looked from Liz to Coffey.
'I approve.' Coffey said. 'We send the same message with no downside.'
Ann thought a moment longer, then typed in the changes. She saved the document, then handed the mouse
