Kitty Goes to Washington

'You tell me.'

'I—I just don't know!'

'Right, while you think about it I'm going to move onto the next call. Hello, Ellen. What do you want to talk about?'

'Hi, Kitty. You know the Orpheus myth?'

I said, 'Orpheus. The bard of Greek mythology who went into Hades, and his music was so powerful that he convinced the god of the underworld to release the soul of his dead wife. He was told that he could lead her to the surface, but if he looked back to make sure that she followed, he'd lose her forever. Of course, he looked back. It's a story about the power of music, but it's also a story about trust.'

'Yeah,' she said, and I caught a sadness in her voice, an uncertainty. 'Kitty, you're always talking about myths and legends that have these roots in reality. That sometimes the stories are real, at least partly. Do you… do you think that's ever happened? That music—or anything—is so powerful it could bring back the dead?'

It amazed me sometimes, the stark emotion that people could expose with just their voices. The human voice is the most expressive musical instrument of all.

I closed my eyes to gather myself for the question I had to ask. If she didn't want to talk about it, she wouldn't have called in. 'Who did you lose, Ellen?'

'My husband,' she said, and her voice didn't even crack. She was just muted. Lost. 'Eight months ago. It was cancer. We'd only been married three years. I know I can't bring him back, but… I'm a musician. I play the flute professionally, I'm in an orchestra and everything. Not as good as Orpheus must have been… but I wonder. Music was strong enough to bring us together the first time. Maybe it could bring him back. If I had the chance, if I thought I could, I'd try.'

I rubbed my face and pinched my nose to stop tears. This happened every now and then. I didn't know what to say. Nothing I could say would be the right thing.

'Maybe not all the stories start out as true. A lot of them start out as wishes, I think. The Orpheus myth, it takes something powerful that people can do—make music—and turns it into something powerful we wish we could do. Like bring back our loved ones. Ellen, I know this sounds trite, but I'm betting there's a part of him, part of his spirit that comes through every time you play.'

'I—I think so, too. But sometimes it isn't enough. Kitty—if it had been me, I wouldn't have looked back.'

'I know.'

With incredibly bad timing, the studio door opened and let in a swarm of noise from the outside. The producer in the sound booth waved manically and ran out to try to stop them.

I rolled with the punches. 'Ellen, thank you for calling and sharing your story. I know I'm not alone in extending my thoughts and sympathies to you. We're going to break now for station ID.' I signed Ellen off, then turned to the door.

There they were, crowding into the studio, lugging their instruments. I recognized the lead singer from the band's publicity photo: a skinny punk, twenty-two years old, wearing cut-off jeans, a ragged, oversize T-shirt, and combat boots.

I jumped out of my seat to intercept him. 'Rudy? Hi.'

Our introduction would determine how the rest of the evening went. Was he a stuck-up, self-absorbed musician type who barely deigned to speak to lesser mortals, or was he a regular guy who just happened to sing in a band?

He smiled at me. 'You're Kitty? Hi!' He had a warm expression and easy-going manner at odds with his punked-out persona. He seemed more surfer dude than anti-social rebel. I relaxed; this was going to go well. 'Let me introduce everyone. There's Bucky on drums, Len's our guitarist. And Tim there's on bass.'

Tim stood out from the rest of the band. The other guys looked like they were in a band: Len had lightning bolts shaved into his crew cut, Bucky had tattoos crawling up both arms. Tim, however, was wearing a cardigan, like he'd been zapped through time from a '50s doo-wop group.

I considered for a moment, then said, 'So, he's the one who's possessed by a demon?'

'Yup!' Rudy said proudly. 'I don't know how it happened, but there it is.'

Tim glanced at us as he was plugging his bass into an amp. His expression didn't change. He looked like a regular guy.

I contained my skepticism. 'Rudy, do you mind if we have a few words on the air while the others set up? Then I'd love to hear you play.'

'That's what we're here for!'

I brought him to the mikes. Right on schedule, the producer signaled that we were about ready to get back to the show. He counted down on his fingers, four, three, two—

'Welcome back, faithful listeners. This is The Midnight Hour and I'm Kitty Norville. I have as my guests this evening the L.A. band Plague of Locusts. They've just released their third album, and their single, 'Under a Dull Knife,' is climbing the charts. Next month they embark on their first national concert tour. We'll hear some music later on, but right now the band's lead singer, Rudy Jones, is here to chat with us. Welcome to the show, Rudy. Thanks for joining us.'

'Are you kidding? This is so cool! We're big fans.'

'Wow, that's sweet. Thanks.' Here was someone who knew the way to a girl's heart. I beamed at him. 'My first question for you: the band's name, Plague of Locusts, references an event in the Bible, in the book of Exodus. I was wondering why you chose the name, and what you might be implying with it.'

'We just thought it sounded cool,' Rudy said, totally deadpan.

I stared hopefully. 'Nothing about raining destruction down on the world, or getting into wrath-of-God kind of stuff?'

He shook his head. 'Well, I suppose a plague of locusts is like a swarm. We're like a swarm, you know?' He considered thoughtfully. 'We want our music to swarm in and overwhelm people.'

'Devouring them until nothing remains?'

'Yeah!'

'Now, your bass player, Tim Kane. Rumors say that he's possessed by a demon. You want to tell me how that happened?'

'It was the weirdest thing. We were in Bucky's mom's garage—that's where we got our start, you know. A real honest-to-God garage band. So there we were, practicing, only we weren't really practicing because we were fighting. We did a lot of that at first. Bucky wanted to know why we wouldn't play any of his songs, Len thought he should stand in front, we argued about who's more old school, Sid Vicious or Joe Strummer. So we're in the middle of all this, and then Tim, he goes into this, like, seizure or something. His eyes roll back into his head and everything. He was totally foaming at the mouth! Then he starts talking, and his voice. It's different . Totally deep. Kind of echoey, you know? And he says, 'Stop fighting.' I mean, what are you going to do in a situation like that? We stopped fighting. Then he tells us—only it's not Tim anymore, it's like this demonic muse or something. He tells us that if we want to be a great band, if we really want to follow our dream, we have to do what he says.'

Fascinated, I asked, 'This wasn't a 'sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads' kind of thing? This demon muse is giving you all this advice for free?'

'Yeah, totally! Isn't that cool?'

'Totally.' I agreed. 'Then what happened?'

'The demon tells us his name is Morgantix, and he's from another dimension, and he always wanted to play in a band. So he picked us, and I guess he picked Tim because he's, you know, so quiet. I mean, Tim started out as a really good bass player. But since Morgantix came along, the whole band just kind of jelled. It's been great. And I figure as long as Morgantix is having a good time, he'll keep helping us.'

'Wow,' I said. 'That's almost heartwarming.' I glanced at Tim, who was standing by himself in the performance space, bass slung over his shoulder, fingering the strings. He was terribly unassuming. I wouldn't have looked twice at him on the street. He didn't smell like he was possessed by a demon. Not that I had any idea what someone possessed by a demon would smell like. Of course, anyone who dressed like a '50s preppy was possessed by something unnatural.

Then again, he was in a band.

Tim caught my gaze and quirked a sly grin at me. Not quite demonic, but still…

I said, 'Do you suppose we might have a few words with Morgantix? I'd love to hear his side of the story.'

Rudy looked over at Tim. 'How about it?'

Slowly, Tim shook his head. In a deep, gravelly voice he said, 'Morgantix play, not talk.'

'How about Tim?' I said to the man himself. 'Can we get a few words about what it's like being possessed by a musically inclined demon?'

Tim just glared.

Alrighty, then.

'It's kind of unpredictable,' Rudy said. 'He's there one minute, gone the next. We never really know who's in control when we talk to Tim.'

I had to admit, I was a bit awestruck. The possibilities were intriguing. Tim certainly did have this manner about him. But was it just a typical, standoffish, artistic temperament, or really something supernatural?

'I have to confess to a bit of skepticism, Rudy. Where's your proof? Except for the voice thing, do you have any hard evidence proving the existence of Morgantix?' Really, though, who would make up a name like Morgantix? Score one in their favor.

'Believe me, Kitty, we wouldn't have gotten this far with the band without a lot of help from another plane of existence.'

I had to take Rudy's word for that. I moved on. 'I'm going to open the line for calls now. Do you have a question for Rudy? You know the number. Paula from Austin, you're on the air.'

Paula let out a squee ! of ear-shattering proportions. 'Omigod, hi! Rudy, I'm such a big fan, you have no idea—'

The next ten minutes pretty much went exactly like that. Plague of Locusts seemed to have a bevy of screaming teenage fans across the country, and they all called in to gush. Rudy seemed impressed and chatted with them all.

I had fifteen minutes left to the show when I cut off the calls. 'Rudy? How about you and the boys play something for us?'

His eyes lit up. 'Yeah! Cool!' He was way too cheerful to be a real punk. He called over to the band, seated with their instruments. 'Hey guys, what should we play?'

Bucky said, 'We could play, you know, that one. The one with the bum bum bum part.'

Len nodded quickly. 'Yeah—the new version.'

'I don't know,' Rudy said, pursing his lips thoughtfully. 'We haven't ever played that one live. How about the one with the cool bit in the middle?'

'We could do that one,' Bucky said. 'But what about the other one?'

'That one's okay too,' Rudy said.

I had no clue what they were talking about. I stared, rapt.

Then Tim said, in his rough, demonic voice, 'Play the fast one.'

Rudy perked up, his eyes going wide. 'Dude, yeah! The fast one!'

Bucky jumped to his drums, Len stood with his guitar, and Rudy raced to his microphone. Tim watched them, calmly as ever.

All this carried over the studio mikes. I almost hated to interrupt the entertaining exchange, but the musicians had already turned their attention to their instruments.

I leaned in to my mike. 'Okay, listeners, it looks like Plague of Locusts is going to play us some music. I have no idea what the name of the piece is, but they're calling it 'the fast one.' I, for one, am intrigued.'

Rudy called over, 'Are you ready, Kitty?'