BARRY LYNDON
A screenplay by
Stanley Kubrick
Based on the novel by William Makepeace Thackeray
FADE IN:
RODERICK (V.O.)
My father, who was well-known to the best circles in this kingdom under the name of roaring Harry James, was killed in a duel, when I was fifteen years old.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My mother, after her husband's death, and her retirement, lived in such a way as to defy slander. She refused all offers of marriage, declaring that she lived now for her son only, and for the memory of her departed saint.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My mother was the most beautiful women of her day. But if she was proud of her beauty, to do her justice, she was still more proud of her son, and has said a thousand times to me that I was the handsomest fellow in the world.
RODERICK (V.O.)
The good soul's pleasure was to dress me; and on Sundays and Holidays, I turned out in a velvet coat with a silver-hilted sword by my side, and a gold garter at my knee as fine as any lord in the land. As we walked to church on Sundays, even the most envious souls would allow that there was not a prettier pair in the kingdom.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My uncle's family consisted of ten children, and one of them was the cause of all my early troubles; this was the belle of the family, my cousin, Miss Dorothy Dugan, by name.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Ah! That first affair, how well one remembers it! What a noble discovery it is that the boy makes when he finds himself actually and truly in love with some one! A lady who is skilled in dancing or singing never can perfect herself without a deal of study in private. So it is with the dear creatures who are skilled in coquetting. Dorothy, for instance, was always practicing, and she would take poor me to rehearse her accomplishments upon...
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the exciseman, when he came his rounds.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the steward.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the poor curate.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the young apothecary's lad from Dugan's Town whom I recollect beating once for that very reason.
RODERICK (V.O.)
The torments of jealousy she made me endure were horrible.
RODERICK
I accept, but I insist on a wager. The loser must do whatever the winner pleases.
DOROTHY
Agreed.
RODERICK
Do you see the gate at the end of the field? The first to touch it will be the winner.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I was certain to win, but I meant to lose to see what she would order me to do.
DOROTHY
Your penalty is to find a cherry-colored ribbon which I have hidden somewhere on my person. You are free to look for it anywhere you will, and I will think very little of you if you do not find it.
RODERICK
I feel the ribbon.
DOROTHY
Then you must get it.
DOROTHY
Why are you shaking?
RODERICK
With pleasure at finding the ribbon.
RODERICK (V.O.)
About this time, the United Kingdom was in a state of great excitement from the threat generally credited of a French invasion. The noblemen and people of condition in that and all other parts of the kingdom showed their loyalty by raising regiments of horse and foot to resist the invaders. How I envied them. The whole country was alive with war's alarums; the three kingdoms ringing with military music, while poor I was obliged to stay at home in my fustian jacket and sigh for fame in secret.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Once, the officers of the Kilwangen regiment gave a grand ball to which Dorothy persuaded my to take her.
RODERICK (V.O.)