Your cousins go out with him. Roderick and Grogan, and the Orderly ride off.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I didn't take leave of Mrs. James. The curtains of her bedroom-windows were down, and they didn't move as we mounted and trotted off.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
That's a very handsome sword you have there.
RODERICK
It was with this sword that my late father, Harry James, God rest his soul, met Sir Huddelstone Fuddelstone, the Hampshire baronet, and was fatally run through the neck. He was quite in the wrong, having insulted Lady Fuddelstone, when in liquor, at the Brentford Assembly. But, like a gentleman, he scorned to apologize.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
And now you risk the same fate. If you are killed, your mother is all alone in the world.
RODERICK
I am Harry James' son, and will act as becomes my name and quality.
RODERICK
I hope to spoil this sport, and trust to see this sword of mine in that big bully's body.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Oh, it's with pistols we fight. You are no match for Best with the sword.
RODERICK
I'll match any man with the sword.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
But swords are today impossible; Captain Best is -- is lame. He knocked his knee against the swinging park gate last night, as he was riding home, and can scarce move it now.
RODERICK
Not against Castle Dugan gate, that has been off the hinges these ten years.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
It must have been some other gate.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
I have just explained to Mister James that Captain Best is lame, and that swords are impossible.
HARRY
Oh, yes! Dead lame.
HARRY
And very lucky for you, Roderick, my boy. You were a dead man else, for he is a devil of a fellow -- isn't he, Grogan?
CAPTAIN GROGAN
A regular Turk. I never yet knew the man who stood to Captain Best.
HARRY
Hang the business. I hate it. I'm ashamed of it. Say you're sorry, Roderick. You can easily say that.
CAPTAIN BEST
If the young feller will go to Dublin, as proposed...
RODERICK
I'm not sorry -- I'll not apologize -- and I'll as soon go to Dublin as to hell!
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Look here, Roderick, my boy; this is silly business. The girl will marry Best, mark my words; and as sure as she does, you'll forget her. You are but a boy. Best is willing to consider you as such. Dublin's a fine place, and if you have a mind to take a ride thither and see the town for a month, here are twenty guineas at your service. Make Best an apology, and be off.
RODERICK
A man of honor dies, but never apologizes. I'll see the captain hanged before I apologize.
HARRY
There's nothing else for it. Take your ground, Grogan -- twelve paces, I suppose?
CAPTAIN BEST
Ten, sir, and make them short ones, do you hear, Captain Grogan?
HARRY
Don't bully, Mr. Best. Here are the pistols.
God bless you, my boy; and when I count three, fire.
RODERICK
This is not one of my pistols.
HARRY
They are all right, never fear. It's one of mine. Yours will serve, if they are needed, for the next round.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Roderick, fire at his neck -- hit him there under the gorget; see how the fool shows himself open.
THE SECONDS
He's down! He's down!
MICHAEL
He's hit here, in the neck.
HARRY
How is it with you?
MICHAEL
The young fellow has begun well. You had better ride off, young sir, before the police are up. They had wind of the business before we left Kilwangan.
RODERICK
Is he quite dead?
MICHAEL
Quite dead.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Then the world's rid of a coward. It's all over with him, Roddy -- he doesn't stir.
HARRY
We are not cowards, Grogan, whatever he was! Let's get the boy off as quick as we may. Your man shall go for a cart, and take away the body of this unhappy gentleman. This has been a sad day's work for our family, Roderick James, and you have robbed us of fifteen-hundred a-year.
RODERICK
It was Dorothy did it.
RODERICK