One Coffee With

Margaret Maron One Coffee With

The first book in the Sigrid Harald series, 1981

For Joe

1

FEW institutions of higher learning are content that their faculties do nothing but teach. In the name of 'academic community', Administration arranges committees, faculty-student teas, receptions to meet the newest trustee, and interdisciplinary seminars. Departments that submit to this nonsense unquestioningly are rewarded with buildings of their own or, at the very least, whole floors of contiguous classrooms and well-furnished offices.

In every college, though, there is always one department that doesn't give a damn for academic community, that adopts a laissez-faire attitude toward Administration's extracurricular entanglements and subsequently finds itself jammed higgledy-piggledy into the college's leftover spaces. The Art Department at Vanderlyn College was so thoroughly a case in point that when rumors of murder first spread across campus that spring morning, the other less flamboyant disciplines sat back in smugc onviction that such a calamity could never happen in their orderly domains. Psychology alluded darkly to the dangers of indulging Freudian aggressions. Chemistry proclaimed itself appalled that lethal substances had been treated with such casual negligence, while Home Ec. polished its elegant china tea service and managed to imply that that's what came of drinking cafeteria coffee from a Styrofoam cup.

2

THE day began normally enough. Although financially besieged on all sides. New York still offered her resident, subway-riding children an education that was virtually free. Vanderlyn was one of eleven senior colleges that formed the City University of New York, and its enrollment alone was more than forty thousand, counting undergraduate, graduate and evening students.

Built in the late nineteenth century when the city still had open spaces around its edges, Vanderlyn College occupied what was now a rather expensive slice of urban real estate two blocks wide by eight blocks long. It resembled any other institution of higher learning, except that none of its stone or brick buildings was a dormitory or faculty residence. There was the obligatory grassy common crossed by patterned brick walks with a large fountain in its center; there were tall oaks and maples and a curtain of ivy to soften the north wall oft he ugly old late-Victorian library; there was even a postage-stamp-sized athletic field tucked in next to the East River and a graceful trellised promenade, draped in wisteria, from which one could watch the river traffic float by while catching up on obscure battles in the Hundred Years War.

Spring sunlight fell on sleepy-eyed students straggling up from the subway's depths and through the iron gates to eight-o'clock classes, while on the third floor of Van Hoeen Hall, Assistant Professor Marvin Lowenheim (B.A., Pittsburgh; M.A., Michigan; Ph.D., Columbia) readied himself to face a cowed class of freshmen. Years of conducting English Composition 1.2 at eight o'clock in the morning had transformed a gentle Spenser scholar into a tyrannical martinet, who frowned as he distributed rigorously graded compositions.

'It seems we shall need more drill on 'Unity and Coherence in Paragraph Construction,'' he told them grimly.

Another ordinary Wednesday morning had begun.

The Art Department began Wednesday morning normally enough by following its own eccentric course. Just after eight o'clock a large open truck arrived at the side of Van Hoeen Hall by way of the service road that circled the campus. From the fourth-floor window above the truck, a thick steel bar extended itself hydraulically. A heavy- duty block-and-tackle apparatus was attached to its end, and as a steel cable was let down to the truck bed, a small crowd gathered to watch the fun.

The driver of the truck was a wiry young black man who wore faded slacks, a ragged sweat shirt and expensive polarized sunglasses. He scrambled out of the cab and onto its top to direct a pickup crew composed of his two best students and several coveralled workmen from Buildings and Grounds.

'Watch it, baby!' he yelled. 'The padding's slipped, and the cable's going to scar the H.'

The girl student, redheaded, freckled and agile in beat-up sneakers and blue jeans, readjusted the padding.

'You're acting like a nervous daddy in an obstetrics ward, Sam,' she gibed.

'Quit worrying. We haven't lost a piece of sculpture yet.'

'Nor a sculptor,' grinned her classmate, a tall blond youth, who stood in the open window above, awaiting his instructor's signal to haul away.

Sam Jordan (Instructor, Sculpture and Predental) was not amused. He personally checked the cable's fastening and secured the guy rope, which he tossed to one of the workmen standing on the ground. Then he climbed back up to his perch on the truck cab and anxiously surveyed the scene.

'Okay, take it up, but for crissake go easy,' he commanded.

Slowly and ponderously the heavy steel object rose into the air. Sunlight glittered on its mirror-bright surfaces, then gasps followed by snickers arose from the surrounding loungers as they realized that the piece of sculpture consisted of four six-foot-tall letters welded together into a graphic expletive whose meaning was totally at variance with the sculpture's immaculate surface sheen.

'Hey, man! More tension of the guy rope!' Jordan shouted as the steel letterss wung too near Van Hoeen's rough stone wall.

Up past the first floor, then past the second, floated the massive word.

'What's going on here?' suddenly demanded a querulous voice.

Sam Jordan looked down to see the deputy chairman of his department, Professor Riley Quinn, regarding the operation with distaste.

'You speaking to me?' he asked belligerently from atop the truck's cab.

'Ah, Jordan. Of course!' said Professor Quinn with acid geniality. 'I should have recognized this newest addition to your oeuvre. Polished steel! Does this represent a shift away from-let's see now-I believe you called it'the uncompromised honesty' of black iron?'

The deputy chairman was of medium height and wore a hat that shaded his eyes quite as effectively as Jordan 's sunglasses. He was always exquisitely groomed and tailored and, even when physically looking up at someone, managed to give the impression of looking down his nose. He was doing it now, a sardonic smile on his lips as he said, 'I thought I should make sure this was a legitimatep iece being taken up to the gallery.' He paused two beats. 'Nevertheless, don't let me interrupt you.'