It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Zombies

A JOLLY ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS

Sung to the tune of “A Holly, Jolly Christmas”

Have a jolly Zombie Christmas;

Time to eat somebody’s ear.

I don’t know if we’ll eat toes,

But they’ll still scream in fear.

Have a jolly Zombie Christmas,

And when they run down the street,

Say hello to friends you know

And bite ev’ryone you meet.

Oh, ho,

There’s poor Joe, hung where you can see.

Somebody waits for you;

Bite her once for me.

Have a Jolly Zombie Christmas,

And in case you lose your ears,

Oh, by golly,

Have a jolly

Zombie Christmas this year.

DECK THE HALLS WITH PARTS OF WALLY

Sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly”

Deck the halls with parts of Wally,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

’Tis the season for brains by golly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Chew we now our friend’s gray matter,

Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.

Wear old clothes ’cause fresh brains splatter,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing town before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Let’s go in and eat the chorus,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me, we eat with leisure,

Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.

A fresh brain for our Yuletide pleasure.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

ZOMBIE, THE SNOWMAN

Sung to the tune of “Frosty, the Snowman”

Zombie the Snowman was a jolly, happy ghoul,

With a corncob pipe and some boy’s nose

And two eyes he got at school.

Zombie the Snowman is a fairy tale, they say;

He was undead, it’s so,

But the children know how he came back to life one day.

There must have been a virus in

That old silk hat they found,

For when they placed it on his head,

He began to dance around.

Oh, Zombie the Snowman was alive as he could be,

And the children say he ate brains all day,

And they ran from that Zombie.

Chorus

Thumpety thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Zombie go.

Thumpety thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Over the hills of snow.

Zombie the Snowman knew the brains were fresh that day,

So he said, “Please run, because it’s lots more fun when I eat your brain that way.”

Down through the village with a femur in his hand,

Running here and there all around the square,

Sayin’, “Decapitate me if you can!”

He chased them through the streets of town

And ate the traffic cop,

And he barely paused a moment when he heard the cop’s brain pop!

Zombie the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way,

But he waved good-bye, sayin’, “Please do cry,

I’ll eat your brains someday!”

Chorus