Feasting all the way.

Bells on bobtails ring,

Make undead spirits bright.

What fun it is to chew and sing

An eating song tonight!

Oh, Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Howling all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead open sleigh!

Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Chomping all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead open sleigh!

A day or two ago,

I got a Zombie bite,

And soon Miss Fanny Bright—

I was chewing on her side.

The horse was lean and stank,

But horse brains are our lot.

We got into a drifted bank

And the horse he was upsot.

Oh, Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Howling all the way!

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead horsey sleigh!

Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Chomping all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead horsey sleigh, yeah!

LET’S FEAST ON MERRY GENTLEMEN

Sung to the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”

Let’s feast on merry gentlemen;

There’ll be arterial spray.

Remember, eat your vegetables

With brains on Christmas Day.

You can’t be saved from Zombie’s power;

Undead have gone astray.

Eating brains brings us comfort and joy,

Comfort and joy,

O, eating brains brings us comfort and joy.

SILVER BRAINS

Sung to the tune of “Silver Bells”

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks,

Simply teeming with brains!

In the air

There’s a new

Zombie virus.

Undead laughing,

Brains they’re passing,

Eating mile after mile,

And on ev’ry street corner you’ll hear:

Silver brains! Silver brains!

It’s undead party time in the city.

Do our thing! Hear them scream!

The Zombie will carry the day!

All the streetlights,

Even stoplights,

No longer blink red and green

As the shoppers become barricaders!

Hear the bones crunch,

See the kids munch,

Even on Santa we feed.

And above all the gristle

You’ll hear:

Let’s eat brains, silver brains!

It’s undead party time in the city.

Do our thing, hear them scream!

Soon it will be Christmas Day.

I’LL BE UNDEAD FOR CHRISTMAS

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