EAT A TOE
Oh the virus outside is spreadin’,
And there’s more and more undeadin’,
But when fresh brains are running low,
Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!
The Zombie ’pocalypse ain’t stopping—
Listen, hear the eyeballs a-popping,
But fresh brains are running low,
Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!
The humans put up a good fight,
But lost out to a Zombie swarm!
So if you’ll really let me turn,
I’ll eat my own sister’s arm!
Civilization is slowly dying,
And, humans, we’re still good-bying,
But Zombies already ate your nose,
Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!
HERE WE COME A-GARROTING
Here we come a-garroting,
Among the brains that bleed.
Here we come a-Zombie-ing,
Undead to be seen.
We have come to eat you,
With a Zombie virus, too.
And God bless you as I rip off your ear,
And God bless you as I rip off your ear.
We are not your normal Zombies
Who roam from door to door,
But we were friendly neighbors,
Whom you have seen before.
Let’s eat the master of this house,
And eat the mistress too,
And all the little children,
Let’s eat them through and through.
And all your kin and kinfolk
That dwell both far and near,
We wish they were still living,
But they are gone we fear.
I’M DREAMING OF AN UNDEAD CHRISTMAS
I’m dreaming of an undead Christmas,
With the virus all aglow,
Where the brainpans glisten
And humans listen
To hear Zombies tromping through the snow.
I’m dreaming of an undead Christmas
With every human that I bite.
May your days be merry and bright,
And may all your Christmas brains taste right.
I’m dreaming of an undead Christmas
With every human being I bite.
May your days be scary with fright,
And may all your Christmas brains taste right.
ZOMBIE YELLS
Bleeding from the nose,
There’s one horse left to slay,
O’er the fields we go,
