“Uh-huh.”
“You're wrong,” said Randall, getting angry.
“You think you're always right,” said Yvonne, also angry.
“You're so disagreeable all the time!”
“Get away from me, you jerk!”
“Hey!” shouted Bug. “You two are in love!”
Randall and Yvonne stared into each other's eyes again, and all the love returned. “Kiss me,” whispered Yvonne.
Their lips met with an unmatched passion. All of the guests began applauding and cheering and going “
“All hail Randall and Yvonne!” shouted Toby. “May their love be sweaty for the rest of their years!”
“Hail Randall and Yvonne!” the guests shouted.
They broke the kiss with a sound like a suction cup being pulled off glass. “Oh, Randall,” said Yvonne. “This is the happiest day of my life!”
“Mine, too,” said Randall. “In fact, I think it's the happiest day in the lives of everyone here!”
There was a cheer of resounding agreement.
“We're going to live in pure joy from now on,” said Randall. “I mean, after all that's happened to us since our adventure began, what else could possibly go wrong?”
Everyone cringed and waited for it to happen.
Minutes passed.
Nothing.
Randall and Yvonne kissed again, to the accompaniment of a cheer of happiness greater than anything in the past or future.
Epilogue
AND THEY lived happily ever after....
....
....
...until labor pains began....
~The End~
