The Chancellor of the Exchequer and I had never been what you would call close friends. Blood enemies would be a better description. Aahz always maintained that this was because of my growing influence in court. Not so. The truth was that my mentor's greed for additional funding was surpassed only by Grimble's reluctance to part with the same. Literally the same, since my wages came out of those coffers so closely guarded by the Chancellor.
I found him, as expected, in the tiny cubicle he used for an office. Scuttlebutt has it he repeatedly refused larger rooms, trying desperately to impress the rest of the staff by setting an example of frugality. It didn't work, but he kept trying and hoping.
His desk was elbow deep in paper covered by tiny little numbers which he alternately peered at and changed while moving various sheets from stack to stack. There were similar stacks on the floor and on the only other available chair, leading me to believe he had been at his current task for some time. Seeing no available space for sitting or standing, I elected to lean against the door frame.
'Working late, Lord Chancellor?'
That earned me a brief, dark glare before he returned to his work.
'If I were a magician, I'd be working late. As Chancellor of the Exchequer, these are my normal hours. For your information, things are going rather smoothly. So smoothly, in fact, I may be able to wrap up early tonight, say in another three or four hours.'
'What are you working on?'
'Next year's Budget and Operating Plan, and it's almost done. That is, providing someone doesn't want to risk incurring my permanent disfavor by trying to change a number on me at the last minute.'
The last was accompanied by what can only be described as a meaningful stare.
I ignored it.
I mean, what the heck! I was already on his bad side, so his threats didn't scare me at all.
'Then it's a good thing I caught you before you finished your task,' I said nonchalantly. 'I want to discuss something with you that will undoubtedly have an impact on your figures. Specifically, a change in my pay scale.'
'Out of the question!' Grimble exploded. 'You're already the highest paid employee on the staff, including myself. It's outrageous that you would even think of asking for a pay increase.'
'Not a pay increase. Lord Chancellor, a pay cut.'
That stopped him.
'A pay cut?'
'Say, down to nothing.'
He leaned back in his chair and regarded me suspiciously.
'I find it hard to believe that you and your apprentice are willing to work for nothing. Forgive me, but I always distrust noble sacrifice as a motive. Though I dislike greed, at least it's a drive I can understand.'
'Perhaps that's why we've always gotten along so well,' I purred. 'However, you're quite right. I have no intention of working for free. I was thinking of leaving the court of Possiltum to seek employment elsewhere.'
The chancellor's eyebrows shot up.
'While I won't argue your plan, I must admit it surprises me. I was under the impression you were quite enamored of your position here in 'a soft job,' I believe is how your scaly apprentice describes it. What could possibly entice you to trade the comforts of court life for an uncertain future on the open road?'
'Why, a bribe, of course,' I smiled. 'A lump sum of a thousand gold pieces.'
'I see,' Grimble murmured softly. 'And who's offering this bribe, if I might ask?'
I stared at the ceiling.
'Actually, I was rather hoping that, you would.'
There was a bit of haggling after that, but mostly on the terms of our agreement. Grimble really wanted Aahz and me out of his accounts, though I suspect he would have been less malleable if he had realized he was only dealing with me. There was a bit of name calling and breast beating, but the end result is what counts, and that end result was my heading for my quarters, a thousand gold pieces richer in exchange for a promise that it was the last money I would ever receive from Grimble. It was one more reason for my being on my way as soon as possible.
With light heart and heavy purse, I entered my quarters.
Remember the last time I entered my quarters? How there was a demon waiting for me? Well, it happened again.
Now don't get me wrong. This isn't a regular occurrence in my day-to-day existence. One demon showing up unannounced is a rarity. Two demons… well, no matter how you looked at it, this was going to be a red-letter day in my diary.
Does it seem to you I'm stalling? I am. You see, this demon I knew, and her name was Massha!
'Well hello, high roller! I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by and say 'Hi!' '
She started forward to give me a hug, and I hastily moved to put something immobile between us. A 'hi!' and a hug might not sound like a threat to you. If not, you don't know Massha!
I have nothing against hello hugs. I have another demon friend named Tananda (yes, I have a lot of demon friends these days) whose hello hugs are high points in my existence. Tananda is cute, curvaceous, and cuddly. Okay, so she's also an assassin, but her hello hugs can get a rise out of a statue.
Massha, on the other hand, is not cute and cuddly. Massha is immense… and then some. I didn't doubt the sincere goodwill behind her greeting. I was just afraid that if she hugged me, it would take days to find my way out again … and I had a getaway to plan.
'Um … Hi, Massha. Good to see you … all of you.'
The last time I had seen Massha, she was disguised as a gaudy circus tent, except it wasn't a disguise. It was actually the way she dressed. This time, though, she had apparently kicked out the jams … along with her entire wardrobe and any modicum of good taste. Okay, she wasn't completely naked. She was wearing a leopardskin bikini, but she was showing enough flesh for four normal naked people. A bikini, her usual wheelbarrow full of jewelry, light green lipstick that clashed with her orange hair, and a tattoo on her bicep. That was Massha. Class all the way.
'What brings you to Klah? Aren't you still working Jahk?' I asked, mentioning the dimension where we met.
'The boys will just have to work things out without me for a while. I'm on a little… vacation.'
There was a lot of that going around.
'But what are you doing here?'
'Not much for small talk, are you? I like that in a man.'
My skin started to crawl a little on that last bit, but she continued.
'Well… while I'm here, I thought I'd take another little peek at your General Badaxe, but that's not the real reason for my visit. I was hoping you and me could talk a little… business.'
My life flashed before my eyes. For a moment, neither Aahz's departure nor the King's assignment was my biggest problem … pun intended.
'Me?' I managed at last.
'That's right, hot stuff. I've been giving it a lot of thought since you and your scaly green sidekick rolled through my territory, and yesterday I made up my mind. I've decided to sign on as your apprentice.'
Chapter Four
'Duty: A fee paid for transacting in good(s).'
'BUT your Majesty, he promised me he'd pay the other half before spring, and …'
