The Complete Yes Minister

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Editors’ Note

1 OPEN GOVERNMENT

2 THE OFFICIAL VISIT

3 THE ECONOMY DRIVE

4 BIG BROTHER

5 THE WRITING ON THE WALL

6 THE RIGHT TO KNOW

7 JOBS FOR THE BOYS

8 THE COMPASSIONATE SOCIETY

9 THE DEATH LIST

10 DOING THE HONOURS

11 THE GREASY POLE

12 THE DEVIL YOU KNOW

13 THE QUALITY OF LIFE

14 A QUESTION OF LOYALTY

15 EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES

16 THE CHALLENGE

17 THE MORAL DIMENSION

18 THE BED OF NAILS

19 THE WHISKY PRIEST

20 THE MIDDLE-CLASS RIP-OFF

21 THE SKELETON IN THE CUPBOARD

Copyright

THE COMPLETE YES MINISTER

The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister

by

the Right Hon. James Hacker MP

Edited by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay

The BBC TV series Yes Minister were written

by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay and

produced by Sydney Lotterby and Peter

Whitmore. The part of James Hacker was

played by Paul Eddington, Sir Humphrey

Appleby by Nigel Hawthorne and Bernard

Woolley by Derek Fowlds.

Editors’ Note

Some note of explanation is needed on the methods and guidelines that we have used in reducing these collected diaries of many millions of words to one relatively short volume.

James Hacker kept his diaries from the day on which he first entered the Cabinet. He dictated them into his cassette recorder, sometimes on a daily basis, more often at weekends when he was at his constituency home. His original plan had been simply to make notes for his memory, but he soon realised that there would be intrinsic interest in a diary which gave a daily picture of the struggles of a Cabinet Minister.

Before going into politics full time, Hacker had been first a polytechnic lecturer and, later, Editor of Reform. When the diaries were first transcribed they were hardly readable, having been dictated very much ad lib, rather like his polytechnic lectures. Furthermore, there were a number of discrepancies in his account of events, both within the book itself and when objectively compared with outside events. Being a journalist, Hacker had no particular talent for reporting facts.

Apart from the discrepancies, there was also a certain amount of boring repetition, inevitable in the diaries of a politician. Years of political training and experience had taught Hacker to use twenty words where one would do, to dictate millions of words where mere thousands would suffice, and to use language to blur and fudge issues and events so that they became incomprehensible to others. Incomprehensibility can be a haven for some politicians, for therein lies temporary safety.

But his natural gift for the misuse of language, though invaluable to an active politician, was not an asset to a would-be author. He had apparently intended to rewrite the diaries with a view to improving the clarity, accuracy