15a The Prince and Betty

“Exactly. Spider Reilly, the lessee and manager of the Three Points gang.”

Mr. Jarvis frowned.

“Dose T’ree Points, dey’re to de bad. Dey’re fresh.”

“It is too true, Comrade Jarvis.”

“Say,” went on Mr. Jarvis, waxing wrathful at the recollection, “what do youse t’ink dem fresh stiffs done de odder night? Started some rough woik in me own dance-joint.”

“Shamrock Hall?” said Smith. “I heard about it.”

“Dat’s right, Shamrock Hall. Got gay, dey did, wit’ some of the Table Hillers. Say, I got it in for dem gazebos, sure I have. Surest t’ing you know.”

Smith beamed approval.

“That,” he said, “is the right spirit. Nothing could be more admirable. We are bound together by our common desire to check the ever-growing spirit of freshness among the members of the Three Points. Add to that the fact that we are united by a sympathetic knowledge of the manners and customs of cats, and especially that Comrade Maude, England’s greatest fancier, is our mutual friend, and what more do we want? Nothing.”

“Mr. Maude’s to de good,” assented Mr. Jarvis, eying John once more in friendly fashion.

“We are all to the good,” said Smith. “Now, the thing I wished to ask you is this. The office of the paper was, until this morning, securely guarded by Comrade Brady, whose name will be familiar to you.”

“De Kid?”

“On the bull’s-eye, as usual. Kid Brady, the coming light-weight champion of the world. Well, he has unfortunately been compelled to leave us, and the way into the office is consequently clear to any sand-bag specialist who cares to wander in. So what I came to ask was, will you take Comrade Brady’s place for a few days?”

“How’s that?”

“Will you come in and sit in the office for the next day or so and help hold the fort? I may mention that there is money attached to the job. We will pay for your services.”

Mr. Jarvis reflected but a brief moment.

“Why, sure,” he said. “Me fer dat.”

“Excellent, Comrade Jarvis. Nothing could be better. We will see you to-morrow, then. I rather fancy that the gay band of Three Pointers who will undoubtedly visit the offices of Peaceful Moments in the next few days is scheduled to run up against the surprise of their lives.”

“Sure t’ing. I’ll bring me canister.”

“Do,” said Smith. “In certain circumstances one canister is worth a flood of rhetoric. Till to-morrow, then, Comrade Jarvis. I am very much obliged to you.”

“Not at all a bad hour’s work,” he said complacently, as they turned out of Groome Street. “A vote of thanks to you, John, for your invaluable assistance.”

“I didn’t do much,” said John, with a grin.

“Apparently, no. In reality, yes. Your manner was exactly right. Reserved, yet not haughty. Just what an eminent cat-fancier’s manner should be. I could see that you made a pronounced hit with Comrade Jarvis. By the way, as he is going to show up at the office to-morrow, perhaps it would be as well if you were to look up a few facts bearing on the feline world. There is no knowing what thirst for information a night’s rest may not give Comrade Jarvis. I do not presume to dictate, but if you were to make yourself a thorough master of the subject of catnip, for instance, it might quite possibly come in useful.”

CHAPTER XXIII

THE RETIREMENT OF SMITH

The first member of the staff of Peaceful Moments to arrive at the office on the following morning was Master Maloney. This sounds like the beginning of a “Plod and Punctuality,” or “How Great Fortunes have been Made” story, but, as a matter of fact, Master Maloney, like Mr. Bat Jarvis, was no early bird. Larks who rose in his neighborhood, rose alone. He did not get up with them. He was supposed to be at the office at nine o’clock. It was a point of honor with him, a sort of daily declaration of independence, never to put in an appearance before nine-thirty. On this particular morning he was punctual to the minute, or half an hour late, whichever way you choose to look at it.

He had only whistled a few bars of “My Little Irish Rose,” and had barely got into the first page of his story of life on the prairie, when Kid Brady appeared. The Kid had come to pay a farewell visit. He had not yet begun training, and he was making the best of the short time before such comforts should be forbidden by smoking a big black cigar. Master Maloney eyed him admiringly. The Kid, unknown to that gentleman himself, was Pugsy’s ideal. He came from the Plains, and had, indeed, once actually been a cowboy; he was a coming champion; and he could smoke big black cigars. There was no trace of his official well-what-is-it-now? air about Pugsy as he laid down his book and prepared to converse.

“Say, Mr. Smith around anywhere, Pugsy?” asked the Kid.

“Naw, Mr. Brady. He ain’t came yet,” replied Master Maloney respectfully.

“Late, ain’t he?”

“Sure! He generally blows in before I do.”

“Wonder what’s keepin’ him?”

As he spoke, John appeared. “Hello, Kid,” he said. “Come to say good-by?”

“Yep,” said the Kid. “Seen Mr. Smith around anywhere, Mr. Maude?”