King Dork

7. The Underpants Machine

guitar: Super-Moe

bass and bottle rockets: Sam Sam the Piper’s Son first album: We Will Bury You

8. The Stoned Marmadukes

guitar: Moe “Fingers” Henderson

bass and paleontology: Mr. Sam Hellerman first album: Right Lane Must Exit

9. Ray Bradbury’s Love-Camel

guitar: Moe-Moe

bass and calisthenics: Scammy Sammy

first album: Prepare to Die

10. Silent Nightmare

guitar: The Lord of Electricity

bass and gynecology: Samson

first album: Feel Me Fall

11. The Medieval Ages

guitar: St. Moe

bass and bodywork: Samber Waves of Grain first album: That Stupid Pope

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12. The Sadly Mistaken

guitar: Moe Vittles

bass and landscaping: Sam “Noxious” Fumes first album: Kill the Boy Wonder

13. Oxford English

guitar: Moe Bilalabama

bass and lollygagging: Sam “the Cat” Hellerman first album: What Part of Suck Don’t You Understand?

14. Some Delicious Sky, aka SDS

treble and vocals: Squealie

thick bottom and industrial arts:

Sambidextrous

first album: Taste My Juice

15. Arab Charger

guitar: me

bass and preventive dentistry: The Fiend in Human Shape

first album: Blank Me

16. Occult Blood

guitar and vox: Mopey Mo

bass and teleology: Hell-man

percussion instruments: Todd Panchowski

first album: Pentagrampa

17. The Mordor Apes

guitar: Mithril-hound

bass and necrology: Li’l Sauron

percussion and stupefaction: Dim Todd

first album: Elven Tail

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18. The Nancy Wheelers

guitar: Pseudo-Moe

bass and ouija board: Sam Hellerman

first album: Margaret? It’s God. Please Shut Up.