energetic language of the text, 'he kissed her/'
What man, not cursed by a detestable abhorrence of the sex, could refrain from taking, or at least wishing to take, the same liberty? Fair and inviting was the opportunity; and it is difficult to decide whether the cold temperament of him who could resist it ought to exercise pity, or incur contempt.
It is not proved that Rachel either resisted or even objected against this freedom from a stranger; we may, therefore, venture to determine that the salutation had quite the opposite effect upon the solid principle regarding which the learned, so prone to controversy, and so notorious for a discordancy of sentiments, have seldom differed, that women, and especially virgins, such as at this period we must consider Rachel, did never from the creation of the world to the present hour conceive a mortal antipathy to a kiss from an admirer glowing with all the manly allurements of youth, comeliness, and vigour.
But no readiness to take offence, no spark of momentary resentment, no flashes of transient anger were raised within her breast by the tender familiarity of Jacob. She received it as the welcome presage of a fonder intimacy, which terminated in a prosperous marriage.
Thus, as in the days of yore, kissing is generally the forerunner of closer connections, which, sometimes, have led to sweet and uncorrupted matrimony; but which has often with a faithless step been known to start aside from the fascinating object to which the male lover declared that it was ultimately tending.
Thrice fortunate are they who, unalterably attentive to the hallowed mandate which proceeds from heaven, from nature, and speaks with soft, yet almost soft insurmountable persuasion, to every son and daughter of the universe, can truly exclaim, 'We have not laboured in vain; nor suffered the flower of our age to drop withering from the stalk. We have not expended our force to unavailing purposes; we possess the commendation of our.own consciences, and the esteem of our friends; in addition to all which enviable felicities, our children shall rise up and call us blessed!'
Having thus briefly considered the import of the expression, 'Jacob kissed Rachel,' I shall, secondly, endeavour to fix upon your minds the actual expediency of implicitly submitting to the cordial precept which it inculcates.
Whatever nature inclines us to do, the same not being prohibited by any positive law, either divine or human, it certainly behooves us to execute.
On this occasion, my brethren, and you, my fair auditors, the injunction presents itself with an aspect so winning and so enlightened that you cannot hesitate to regard it as at once rational and ecstatic. Yield, therefore, to its benignant influence — raptures which no language can describe spring up before it; raptures at which the noblest union of the senses may not only assist with innocence, but plenteously partake of the most exquisite of all the triumphs of mutual affection.
Let the inanimate being of the masculine gender, if such unfortunately there are, who compose a part of my congregation, examine their inward feelings and declare whether they would not conceive it difficult totally to resist the temptation of lips like those of Rachel — a fragrance equal to the ambrosial odours of an April morn issuing from their vermilioned surface, to render them not the least captivating of that almost divine assemblage of features in which Jacob doubtless perceived the spotless index of the milder virtues, invariably directed throughout their lucid progress by the best and consequently the most serviceable qualities of a female understanding.
How glorious was the opportunity here afforded of gratifying the desires interwoven, for wise and for bounteous reasons, nearly at the very moment of its creation within the human frame.
But I can venture to affirm that the majority of those to whom I now address myself are composed of materials too sublime, too effervescent, too luxuriously prone to the participation of the fair indulgence which is the harbinger of hymenial bliss not to enjoy, by the warm magic of an elevated imagination, those scenes of reciprocal endearment as having passed been Jacob and Rachel- 'He kissed her,'
'He lifted up his voice and wept/' In sorrow? No; from an excess of transport. The joy which overflowed the heart ran gushing from the delighted eye, dropping a tributary tear upon the yet firm and snowy bosom of the seducing cause of this inevitable yet just emotion.
From the case of Jacob, it is not erroneously but highly requisite to infer that his behaviour at the interview with Rachel should be taken, so long as the world exists, for a pattern by all who may have the advantage of standing in a similar predicament; for it would prove unjustifiable, and even criminal, to entertain the most distant idea that we have been endowed at our birth with inclinations and desires which could not be gratified without 'sinning against the law and the prophets.'
Needless is it to dwell longer upon this particular head; and the rather, as the agreeable doctrine of the illustrious apostle of the Gentiles is unswearably persuasive in the support of my argument, against those frigid, and to the credit of human kind, let us add, those few controversalists who are disposed to cast an ignominious doubt upon its infallibility. The discerning and accomplished saint was frequently earnest in exhorting his followers to fulfil one of the most grateful of his commands: he has said, 'Salute ye one another with an holy kiss.'
THE EFFECT OF FRENCH NOVELS UPON THE TICHBORNE TRIAL; OR 'WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN'
'Neither June, nor rain, nor thunder
Shall utterly efface I ween
The thought of that which 'might have been.''
Coleridge ('Crystabel') Said Kenealy, from drinking and smoking and snuff,
Mortality, suffer a shock;
But build up a Roger, they are not enough;
You must call in the aid of De Kock.
With the aid of translations,
I'll prove it, I say, I'll prove it as sure as the clock;
That Tichborne became such a mauvais sujet,
Through reading the works of De Kock.
'Seduction made easy' and 'Vice Harmless Sport'
Are his teachings, our morals to shock;
'Then 'twere best,' said the Chief,
'to keep ladies from Court While you are translating De Kock.'
So next day an order was posted which ran,
'No ladies before twelve o'clock';
And Kenealy appeared and straightway began,
To recite from the works of De Kock.
But though 'reft of ladies, silk gowns did abound,
And stuff-on the back on the back of black coats;
And Chief, Bar, and Jury sure never were found,
So earnest in taking down notes.
The extracts, so spicy, so naughty, but nice,
The Chief, Bar, and Jury's ears thrill;
They were charmed with Mon Voisin, and silent as mice
When he opened the 'Maide of Belleville.'
'I could listen all day,' said the Chief, with delight.
Said Mellor, 'I don't care a rush,
If Paul De Kock takes up a week or a fortnight';
'It's capital, really,' said Lush.
Thought the Jury, 'it's certainly far more amusing,
On a morning in sultry July,
To list to French novels than hear the abusing
Of Jesuits, Priests, and such fry.'
But, Dr. Kenealy, could you but have known
The effect of your choice recitation;
