BASH THE CANDLE
BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND
BEAT THE BALD-HEADED BANDIT
BEEF STROKIN’ OFF
BIFF OFF
BLAST OFF TO BAYWATCH (T and A (Tits and Ass) шоу вчерашнего тысячелетия)
BLEED THE WEED
BLOW THE LOAD
BLOW YOUR OWN HORN
BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK
BOB YOUR BOLOGNA
BOP RICHARD
BOP THE BISHOP
BOX THE BALD CHAMP
BOX THE JESUIT
BOX WITH RICHARD
BUFF THE BISHOP
BUFF YOUR HELMET
BUFF THE BANANA
BURP THE BABY
BURP THE WORM
BUTTER THE CORN
CALL YOUR PARENTS
CATCH UP WITH POPEYE (поймать моряка Папая, аллюзия с популярным мультфильмом)
CHARM THE SNAKE (очаровать гадюку, выдрессировать змею, видимо, в стиле индийских факиров)
CHOKE KOJAK (задушить чукчу)
CHOKE THE BAD GUY (гуся за шею, медузу в ванную)
CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME
CHURN YOUR BUTTER
CLEAN OUT YOUR ROPE
CLEAN YOUR RIFLE
CLEANING THE TUBE
CLEAR THE SNORKEL
CLIMB MOUNT BALDY
COCK YOUR SHOTGUN
COME TO GRIPS WITH YOURSELF
CRANK THE LOVE PUMP
CRANK THE MONKEY
CRANK THE SHANK
CRIMP THE WIRE
CROWN THE KING
DANCE WITH JOHNNY ONE-EYE
DEFROST THE FRIDGE
DIG FOR CHANGE
DO IT YOUR WAY
DO THE FIVE-FINGER KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
DO THE FIVE-KNUCKLE OLYMPICS
DO THE HAN SOLO (аллюзия со Звездными Войнами)
DRIVE THE SKIN BUS
DUNDER THE DEVIL
EXPRESS YOURSELF
FAX JIMMY DEAN
FAX THE POPE (снова протестантская культура выступает против католиков)
FEED THE DUCKS
FIST YOUR MISTER
FIVE AGAINST WILLIE
FIVE-FINGER SOLO
FLAY THE EMPEROR
FLIP THE BISHOP
FLOG THE FROG
FLOG THE HOG
FLOG YOUR CUMBER BROTHER
FLOGGING THE BISHOP
FLOGGING THE INFIDEL
FREE WILLY
FROST THE PASTRIES
FUCK PALMALA
GALLOP THE OLD LIZARD
GET A GRIP ON THINGS
GET A STIFFY
GET THE GERMAN SOLDIER MARCHING
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF
GET YOUR PALM READ BY MISTER SOFTY
GIVE IT A ONE-GUN SALUTE
GIVE IT A TUG
GIVE YOURSELF A LOW FIVE
GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS WITH OL’ JOSH
GO ON PEEWEE’S LITTLE ADVENTURE
GOING BLIND
GREASE THE PIPE
GRIP THE GORILLA
GRIP THE PENCIL
HANDY WORK
HARD LABOR
HAVE A BIG DATE WITH ROSY PALMS
HAVE A LITTLE STROKE
HAVE A RENDEZVOUS WITH MRS. HAND
HITCHHIKE TO HEAVEN
HITCHHIKE UNDER THE BIGTOP
HONE THE CONE
HONE YOUR BONE
HUG THE HOG
HUMP THE HOSE
IRON SOME WRINKLES
JACK F HAMMER
JACK THE BEANSTALK
JACKIN’ THE BEANSTALK (аллюзия со сказкой и современным детским фильмом)
JELLY ROLL