Revenge of the Wrought-Iron Flamingos

'You don't think his getting arrested for murder's going to affect sales just a little?'

'You're right, it'll affect sales a lot,' I said. 'We've got to change all the price tags tonight. Mark everything up – I think about fifty percent.'

'You're crazy' Tad said.

'Hey, you said yourself that the intruder could be a souvenir hunter – have you seen my sales today?' I asked. 'And my iron was only at the scene of the crime, not made by the hand of the actual suspect. Maybe fifty percent's not enough; maybe we should double everything.'

'I think fifty percent should do fine,' Tad said, chuckling.

He cheered up a bit while we did the marking, and by the time we'd finished, he obviously felt much happier. Of course, I had no idea how much of his improved mood came from my promise that 1 was going to do everything I could to catch the real murderer.

While we were marking things, I uncovered something that gave me pause. A large key – it had to be one of the keys to the padlock on the stocks. Had Faulk kept a key? Or was this what the intruder had come to find? Or to plant?

Tad didn't even blink when he saw me holding the key. I waited until he wasn't looking, then tucked it into my haversack.

'With you on his trail, that poor killer hasn't a chance,' Tad said, as we put away the pens and price tags.

'Maybe,' I said, taking a deep breath. 'But before I go off chasing the killer, I want you to level with me. Who were you with the night of the murder?'

'Oh, damn, not you, too,' Tad said, slumping. 'That damned deputy had to say just enough in front of Faulk to make him think the worst, and it's all perfectly innocent, not to mention having nothing to do with the murder.'

'Convince me,' I said.

'Okay,' he said. 'You probably won't believe me, but I was meeting my brother.'

'Your brother? Tad, I thought you told me you were an only child. And an orphan.'

'I lied,' he said. 'My dad's gone, but my mother's still around, and I have two brothers, three sisters, and lord knows how many aunts and uncles. I hadn't seen any of them in seven years, until my brother came down here to meet me last night.'

'What happened? Seven years ago, I mean.'

'I don't know,' he said. 'When I came out, they didn't handle it well. Then again, maybe I didn't give them much time to figure out how to handle it. The whole thing was a mess. So when I got out of college, I didn't give any of them my address, and I rewrote my autobiography. I know that sounds tacky.'

'Maybe,' I said. 'But I found out recently that when we were in high school, both Rob and I had recurring fantasies about finding out we'd been switched at birth in the hospital, and that our rich, glamorous, normal, real parents would show up any day to claim us.'

'You?' Tad exclaimed. 'Why? I mean, your family's fantastic.'

'Try growing up with them,' I said. 'So, yeah, maybe what you did was tacky, but I understand. What made you change your mind?'

'I don't know. Maybe it's being with Faulk – family's so important to him, even though he doesn't get along that well with his. I sort of got homesick for mine, and I contacted one of my brothers. Only then I couldn't figure out how to tell Faulk. That's why I arranged to meet my brother at a coffee shop in town. I figured if it worked out, I'd tell Faulk and introduce them tomorrow. Only with the murder and everything…'

He shook his head.

'And Faulk doesn't know this yet?'

'No, I can't get in to see him till visiting hours tomorrow. Unless your brother can arrange to get him out on bail, which may not be possible. We're having trouble scraping up the deposit.'

'We'll take up a collection at the fair tomorrow,' I said. 'I can't imagine anyone who knows Faulk thinking he's a murderer; and if they do think it, they'd better not let me know they do.'

'Thanks,' he said, sounding relieved.

'And speaking of tomorrow, we'd both better turn in.'

'Do you think it would help if I staged a protest?' Tad asked, as we turned to leave the booth. 'I could put on my runaway-slave outfit and chain myself to the steps in protest. I bet I could generate a lot of publicity.'

'I don't think Faulk wants publicity,' I said. 'I think he wants bail and a good lawyer.'

'You're probably right,' he said, with a sigh.

'There is one thing you can do,' I said. 'It might help Faulk, although I can't make any promises.'

'Anything,' he said. 'You name it.'

'Find out exactly what Monty did on the Canton PD,' I said. I gave him Monty's full name, and the approximate date he'd arrived in Yorktown.

'I'll start as soon as we get back to camp,' he promised. 'I've got my whole computer setup in the van.'

Back at the tent, I tried to work up a show of enthusiasm for the coming battle, but I didn't think I was fooling Michael. He didn't remember whether the key had been in the booth when he'd been minding it, but then I didn't expect him to.

Fortunately, he seemed as exhausted as I was, and didn't try to reopen the discussion on the state of our relationship. He fell asleep almost immediately, while I tossed and turned, trying to put the pieces of the day together in some fashion that wouldn't end with Faulk being arrested. And trying to think what I could do tomorrow to set things right.

I doubt if Michael appreciated it when I finally couldn't stand it any longer and dug out my cell phone to make a late-night phone call and fix the one thing I could do something about.

'It's past midnight,' he mumbled. 'Who on Earth are you calling?'

'The jail,' I said. 'Hello, who's this? Hey, Fred. Is Horace there? Okay, what about Ricky? Great, could I talk to him?'

'Why are you calling the jail?' Michael asked.

'I need to get a message to Faulk,' I said, covering the mouthpiece. 'I don't want him thinking the worst all night. Hello, Ricky? Hi, it's Meg. Look, could you do me a favor?'

'You don't really think you can talk the police into giving a prisoner a message at this time of night, do you?'

'You know the prisoner Monty brought in? Right. Could you tell him something? I know, but Monty did something just to upset him, and I want to clear things up. Yeah, I agree, a total jerk. Just tell him that Monty wasn't straight with him; Tad's alibi was really his brother. Yeah, can you believe it? The man's a slime ball.'

'I can't believe you actually talked him into it,' Michael said.

'Thanks, Ricky. Give my love to Aunt Alice. Good-bye.'

'Another cousin,' Michael said, as I put away the cell phone. 'Is there anyone in Yorktown who's not your cousin?'

'I'm not claiming Wesley,' I said. 'Or Monty either, for that matter.'

'Just hope he doesn't come around to claim you've interfered with his investigation,' Michael grumbled.

'He'll never find out,' I said.

At least I hoped not.

The next morning was Michael's turn to rise at dawn and attempt the feat of getting dressed in a two-person tent without waking the other person. He didn't succeed either, of course, and by the time he finally went outside to deal with his boots and weapons, I'd given up hope of getting back to Asleep and was only trying to figure out why he had to be up so early, anyway. We still had