John reached down and felt for his pulse, looking up at me strangely. “But…he’s not dead.”
“I know!” I said, throwing my hands up in the air.
“Then why would you shove him in a closet? He’s injured. You should have called 9-1-1.”
“Don’t you think I know that?”
“Apparently not. You were going to shove him in a closet because he’s got a scary motherfucking cock,” John snapped.
“I wasn’t going to do anything! They-” I snapped my mouth shut, knowing that this wasn’t going to get me anywhere. “Can you do something for him?”
“Yeah, because I have medical training and shit,” John said sarcastically.
“Well, at least put him back inside,” I said pointing to his penis.
He chuckled and stood. “No, not happening. I’d do a lot for another guy, but there is no way that I’m touching another dude’s penis.”
“But you’re a guy. If anyone should be doing it, you should.”
“You’re the one fucking him,” he pointed out.
“Yeah, but you have one too! You know how they work!”
“Should I call an ambulance?” Vanessa asked.
“No!” I screamed at the same time John screamed, “Yes!”
He turned and glared at me. “Why don’t you want to call an ambulance?”
“Why won’t you shove his cock back inside?” I asked, crossing my arms over my chest.
“He’s bleeding,” he said, pointing to Parker’s side.
“I’m aware! I can also see that his penis is sticking up.”
“Then maybe he should see a doctor. Hmm…” he said, tapping his chin. “I wonder where we could find one of them? Oh yeah, you could call an ambulance and they would take him to see one!”
“He won’t want to see a doctor. He was at Reed Security yesterday. I dropped him off there.”
“Why?” he asked suspiciously.
I rolled my eyes, figuring he was going to find out anyway at this point. “Because I shoved him through a window.”
“You attacked him?” he said incredulously.
“He attacked me first!”
“She’s totally badass,” Lindsey leaned forward and whispered.
“How do you know about all this?” he turned on his wife.
She shrank back and shrugged. “I may have heard it from Lucy. Hunter was there and he told Lucy. Of course, she told Claire, and she couldn’t resist the idea of spreading the word that Wonder Woman was out there on the property. She called up all the girls and the next thing I knew, Blake was here and asking for a room.”
“And you didn’t think to tell me?” he asked, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
“No, I didn’t, because she didn’t want to be found.”
“And now look what happened!” he shouted, pointing at Parker’s prone form.
“Speaking of which, maybe we should stop the bleeding, or at least make it so that nobody else walks in on his penis,” I said, hoping we could get this all wrapped up so I could move on with life.
“We’ll take him back to Reed Security,” John said, throwing me a nasty look.
“Is it okay to move him?”
John rolled his eyes and bent over. “He’s fine. A little blood loss, but it’s already stopped oozing.”
“How can you tell?” I asked.
“Because I’ve seen enough injuries to tell that he already got taken care of. His stitches popped, but he’s not seriously injured. And if he was seen by Hunter, he wouldn’t have left him unless he was sure that the guy was okay.”
He sighed and stared down at Parker. I bit at my lip, wondering how we were going to transport him in his current “condition”.
“So, who’s going to touch the penis?” Vanessa asked.
Chapter Ten
Ice
I did my best to lean away from his body as I carried him out to my truck. Holy shit, the guy’s dick was sticking straight up at my face. I wanted to put him over my shoulder, but with his massive dick sticking out, I wasn’t really sure that I wanted that thing touching me, even if it was through clothes. And then there was the fact that he was bleeding from a wound in his side. Over the shoulder wasn’t exactly the most ideal way to carry a guy that had stitches in that location. But fuck, I really didn’t like seeing his dick right in my face.
I sat there for a good five minutes as Blake tried to stick his dick back in his underwear, but it just wouldn’t go in there. It was like the guy was fully erect, which I didn’t understand since he was passed out. Maybe he had taken Viagra.
“Get the door,” I said to Lindsey as she followed me outside.
She pulled the back door open and I flung him in the back. There was no being gentle when a dick was sticking out.
“Well, thanks for taking care of him,” Blake said, turning back to the house.
“Oh no,” I said, grabbing onto her arm. “You’re coming with me.”
“No, I’m not,” she insisted.
“Look, you got him into this mess and you’re going to explain what the fuck happened here. There is no way in hell that I’m walking into work with this guy and his massive dick. How the fuck would I explain that?”
“How would I explain it?” she asked incredulously. “I don’t know what’s wrong with him!”
“But Hunter will need information and I can’t give him information on what the two of you were doing when he collapsed. Thank God for that,” he muttered.
She tried to jerk out of my arms, but I wasn’t having it. I whipped out a pair of zip ties and yanked her arms behind her back, quickly tying them together.
“What are you doing? Stop it! You can’t do this to me.”
“Wanna bet?” I asked. I yanked her toward the truck, but she kicked out, taking me by surprise, and swept my legs out
