“Problems?” Jackson asked.
“You know, I have a few extra beds,” Chance said unhelpfully. “You could always borrow one, but then you have to burn it.”
“Do you see the woman on the other side of Parker? Now, ask yourselves, who the fuck do you think has something to do with the big dick down below.”
“I think the better question is how are you involved?” Chance asked.
“I’m not involved. I went to see Lindsey and he was collapsed on the floor.”
“What’s with all the blood?” Gabe asked. “You guys into knife play?” he asked Blake.
“I didn’t do this,” she insisted. “He was already injured.”
“By you,” I snorted.
“Well, yeah, but that was before.”
“What did you do before?” Chance asked.
“I threw him through a window.”
“And then he slept with you?” he asked incredulously.
“It was hate fucking,” she seethed.
“I know all about that,” I said under my breath. It was all falling into place now. I couldn’t blame her. When you wanted to fuck someone at the same time you wanted to strangle them, sometimes shit got out of control. My respect for the woman was growing by the minute.
“And what happened to you?” Jackson asked, nodding at the blood dripping down my face.
“She happened to me. All I did was try and bring her back here and she went all crouching tiger on my ass.”
“Apparently she went crouching tiger on his hidden dragon,” Jackson snorted.
“Dude, you let a woman do that to you?” Gabe asked.
“I didn’t let her do it. She’s got skills. Maybe I’ll leave you alone with her for a few minutes and we’ll see how you come out of it.”
Hunter stepped out of the medic room and froze, glancing around at the crowd and then his eyes dropped to Parker. “What the fuck?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” I grumbled as I shoved past him into the room. Blake and I laid Parker down on the bed as the rest of the guys shuffled into the room. Parker’s dick was standing straight up, and there wasn’t a single one of us that could look away.
“Should we cover him up?” Blake asked.
“Or you could just look away,” Hunter grumbled, pulling out his phone. “Yeah, I’m gonna need Kate down here…She’s fine, and she already told you that. Besides, I’ve got your little escape artist right here in the room with Parker…No, you’re not going to kill her,” he said drolly. “Just…get Kate here. We have a situation.”
He hung up and stared down at Parker’s dick for a minute. “Have you ever seen this before?” I asked.
“A dick that magically stands up on its own when the guy is passed out? Can’t say I have.”
“Are you all just going to stand in here and stare at it?” Blake asked.
“I can’t look away,” Jackson said. “It’s…”
“Huge,” Chance finished. “It’s like a monster penis.”
“Should we measure it?” Gabe asked.
“For what reason?” I asked. God, sometimes these guys were too much.
“Research,” Gabe said, as if I was the stupid one in the room. “Have you ever seen one that big? That could be a world record.”
I snorted, “Yeah, I’m sure that’s just what Cap wants to be in the Book of World Records for. A guy in his facility that passed out with a huge erect penis.”
“Still,” he shrugged. “I’m kind of curious.”
“You’re not serious,” Blake said in shock as Gabe snatched a measuring tape out of a drawer.
“Look, it’s not like I want to touch it or anything, but I really fucking want to know how big it is.”
“I’m not sure I can let you do this,” I said, stepping in front of Parker.
Gabe’s eyebrows shot up and he chuckled, “Ice, there’s a room full of dude’s staring at a guy’s dick, and you think measuring it is taking things too far?”
He had a point, and I was kind of curious. Not that I wanted to keep staring at it or anything, but when you saw a dick that big, you couldn’t help but let curiosity take over. I stepped to the side and motioned for Gabe to continue.
“You’re not really letting him do this, are you?” Blake asked.
I shrugged. “I kind of want to know.”
Gabe bent over and very carefully placed the measuring tape next to Parker’s very erect penis. “Holy shit,” he whispered.
“Hey, Knight called and said that-”
We all slowly turned to face Cap, who had just walked in the door. He was staring at Gabe, who had the measuring tape right by Parker’s dick, and then he looked at all of us. He didn’t even say anything. He just turned and walked out of the room.
“So, how big is it?” Jackson asked.
Chapter Eleven
Blake
Knight came storming through the medic room door, his wife close on his heels. His eyes were narrowed in on me and he looked like he wanted to kill me. I stepped behind Ice, thinking that I would at least have a barrier, but then Ice stepped to the side and shoved me toward Knight.
“Hey! You said that you wouldn’t let Knight have me!”
“I did, but that doesn’t mean that you’re going to hide behind me.”
“You hit my wife,” Knight growled.
“I was trying to get away from you.”
He grabbed me by the shirt and hauled me to him. It took everything in me not to fight back. I wasn’t someone that just hung back and let someone manhandle me, but I also knew that none of these guys would let Knight hurt me. And poking the bear would only get me in deeper trouble.
“Don’t ever do anything that might put my wife in danger again. If you do, I will make sure that you don’t even have a chance to run. I’ll hunt you down and rip your fucking heart out while you’re still awake. Do I make
