Heartbreak House

her wear diamonds to show how rich he is? Mazzini Staring at her in wide-eyed amazement. Bless you, dear Mrs. Hushabye, what romantic ideas of business you have! Poor dear Mangan isn’t a bit like that. Mrs. Hushabye Scornfully. Poor dear Mangan indeed! Mazzini But he doesn’t know anything about machinery. He never goes near the men: he couldn’t manage them: he is afraid of them. I never can get him to take the least interest in the works: he hardly knows more about them than you do. People are cruelly unjust to Mangan: they think he is all rugged strength just because his manners are bad. Mrs. Hushabye Do you mean to tell me he isn’t strong enough to crush poor little Ellie? Mazzini Of course it’s very hard to say how any marriage will turn out; but speaking for myself, I should say that he won’t have a dog’s chance against Ellie. You know, Ellie has remarkable strength of character. I think it is because I taught her to like Shakespeare when she was very young. Mrs. Hushabye Contemptuously. Shakespeare! The next thing you will tell me is that you could have made a great deal more money than Mangan. She retires to the sofa, and sits down at the port end of it in the worst of humors. Mazzini Following her and taking the other end. No: I’m no good at making money. I don’t care enough for it, somehow. I’m not ambitious! that must be it. Mangan is wonderful about money: he thinks of nothing else. He is so dreadfully afraid of being poor. I am always thinking of other things: even at the works I think of the things we are doing and not of what they cost. And the worst of it is, poor Mangan doesn’t know what to do with his money when he gets it. He is such a baby that he doesn’t know even what to eat and drink: he has ruined his liver eating and drinking the wrong things; and now he can hardly eat at all. Ellie will diet him splendidly. You will be surprised when you come to know him better: he is really the most helpless of mortals. You get quite a protective feeling towards him. Mrs. Hushabye Then who manages his business, pray? Mazzini I do. And of course other people like me. Mrs. Hushabye Footling people, you mean. Mazzini I suppose you’d think us so. Mrs. Hushabye And pray why don’t you do without him if you’re all so much cleverer? Mazzini Oh, we couldn’t: we should ruin the business in a year. I’ve tried; and I know. We should spend too much on everything. We should improve the quality of the goods and make them too dear. We should be sentimental about the hard cases among the work people. But Mangan keeps us in order. He is down on us about every extra halfpenny. We could never do without him. You see, he will sit up all night thinking of how to save sixpence. Won’t Ellie make him jump, though, when she takes his house in hand! Mrs. Hushabye Then the creature is a fraud even as a captain of industry! Mazzini I am afraid all the captains of industry are what you call frauds, Mrs. Hushabye. Of course there are some manufacturers who really do understand their own works; but they don’t make as high a rate of profit as Mangan does. I assure you Mangan is quite a good fellow in his way. He means well. Mrs. Hushabye He doesn’t look well. He is not in his first youth, is he? Mazzini After all, no husband is in his first youth for very long, Mrs. Hushabye. And men can’t afford to marry in their first youth nowadays. Mrs. Hushabye Now if I said that, it would sound witty. Why can’t you say it wittily? What on earth is the matter with you? Why don’t you inspire everybody with confidence? with respect? Mazzini Humbly. I think that what is the matter with me is that I am poor. You don’t know what that means at home. Mind: I don’t say they have ever complained. They’ve all been wonderful: they’ve been proud of my poverty. They’ve even joked about it quite often. But my wife has had a very poor time of it. She has been quite resigned⁠— Mrs. Hushabye Shuddering involuntarily. !! Mazzini There! You see, Mrs. Hushabye. I don’t want Ellie to live on resignation. Mrs. Hushabye Do you want her to have to resign herself to living with a man she doesn’t love? Mazzini Wistfully. Are you sure that would be worse than living with a man she did love, if he was a footling person? Mrs. Hushabye Relaxing her contemptuous attitude, quite interested in Mazzini now. You know, I really think you must love Ellie very much; for you become quite clever when you talk about her. Mazzini I didn’t know I was so very stupid on other subjects. Mrs. Hushabye You are, sometimes. Mazzini Turning his head away; for his eyes are wet. I have learnt a good deal about myself from you, Mrs. Hushabye; and I’m afraid I shall not be the happier for your plain speaking. But if you thought I needed it to make me think of Ellie’s happiness you were very much mistaken. Mrs. Hushabye Leaning towards him kindly. Have I been a beast? Mazzini Pulling himself together. It doesn’t matter about me, Mrs. Hushabye. I think you like Ellie; and that is enough for me. Mrs. Hushabye I’m beginning to like you a little. I perfectly loathed you at first. I thought you the most odious, self-satisfied, boresome elderly prig I ever met. Mazzini Resigned, and now quite cheerful. I daresay I am all that. I never have been a favorite with gorgeous women like you. They always frighten me. Mrs. Hushabye Pleased. Am I a gorgeous woman, Mazzini? I shall fall in love with you presently. Mazzini With placid gallantry. No, you won’t, Hesione. But you would be quite safe.