VIVIE [Rising to fetch more books.] I'm afraid so. Poor Frank! I shall have to get rid of him; but I shall feel sorry for him, though he's not worth it. That man Crofts does not seem to me to be good for much either: is he? [She throws the books on the table rather roughly.]
MRSWARREN [Galled by VIVIE'S indifference.] What do you know of men, child, to talk that way about them? Youll have to make up your mind to see a good deal of Sir George Crofts, as he's a friend of mine.
VIVIE [Quite unmoved.] Why? [She sits down and opens a book.] Do you expect that we shall be much together? You and I, I mean? MRS WARREN [Staring at her.] Of course: until youre married. Youre not going back to college again.
VIVIE Do you think my way of life would suit you? I doubt it. MRS WARREN You r way of life! What do you mean?
vrviE [Cutting a page of her hook with the paper knife on her chatelaine.] Has it really never occurred to you, mother, that I have a way of life like other people? MRS WARREN What nonsense is this youre trying to talk? Do you want to shew your independence, now that youre a great little person at school? Dont be a fool, child.
VIVIE [Indulgently.] Thats all you have to say on the subject, is it, mother? MRS WARREN [Puzzled, then angry.] Dont you keep on asking me questions like that. [Violently.] Hold your tongue, [VIVIE works on, losing no time, and saying nothing.] You and your way of life, indeed! What next? [She looks at VTVIE again. No reply.] Your way of life will be what I please, so it will. [Another pause. ] Ive been noticing these airs in you ever since you got that tripos or whatever you call it. If you think I'm going to put up with them youre mistaken; and the sooner you find it out, the better. [Muttering.] All I have to say on the subject, indeed! [Again raising her voice angrily.] Do you know who youre speaking to, Miss? VTVIE [Looking across at her without raising her head from her book. ] No. Who are you? What are you? MRS WARREN [Rising breathless.] You young imp! VIVIE Everybody knows my reputation, my social standing, and the profession I intend to pursue. I know nothing about you. What is that way of life which you invite me to share with you and Sir George Crofts, pray? MRS WARREN Take care. I shall do something I'll be sorry for after, and you too. VTVIE [Putting aside her books with cool decision. ] Well, let us drop the subject until you are better able to face it. [Looking critically at her mother.] You
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want some good walks and a little lawn tennis to set you up. You are shockingly out of condition: you were not able to manage twenty yards uphill today without stopping to pant; and your wrists are mere rolls of fat. Look at mine. [She holds out her ivrists.]
MRS WARREN [After looking at her helplessly, begins to whimper.] Vivie? VIVIE [Springing up sharply.] Now pray dont begin to cry. Anything but that. I really cannot stand whimpering. I will go out of the room if you do. MRS WARREN [Piteously.] Oh, my darling, how can you be so hard on me? Have I no rights over you as your mother?
VTVIE Are you my mother?
MRS WARREN [Appalled.] Am I your mother! Oh, Vivie!
VIVIE Then where are our relatives? my father? our family friends? You claim the rights of a mother: the right to call me fool and child; to speak to me as no woman in authority over me at college dare speak to me; to dictate my way of life; and to force on me the acquaintance of a brute whom anyone can see to be the most vicious sort of London man about town. Before I give myself the trouble to resist such claims, I may as well find out whether they have any real existence.
MRS WARREN [Distracted, throwing herself on her knees.] Oh no, no. Stop, stop. 1 am your mother: I swear it. Oh, you cant mean to turn on me?my own child! It's not natural. You believe me, dont you? Say you believe me.
VIVIE Who was my father? MRS WARREN You dont know what youre asking. I cant tell you.
VIVIE [Determinedly.] Oh yes you can, if you like. I have a right to know; and you know very well that I have that right. You can refuse to tell me, if you please; but if you do, you will see the last of me tomorrow morning. MRS WARREN Oh, it's too horrible to hear you talk like that. You wouldnt? you c o u 1 d n t leave me. VIVIE [Ruthlessly.] Yes, without a moment's hesitation, if you trifle with me about this. [Shivering with disgust.] How can I feel sure that 1 may not have the contaminated blood of that brutal waster in my veins? MRS WARREN No, no. On my oath it's not he, nor any of the rest that you have ever met. I'm certain of that, at least. [VIVIE'S eyesfasten sternly on her mother as the significance of this flashes on her.] VIVIE [Slowiy.] You are certain of that, a t least . Ah! You mean that that is all you are certain of. [Thoughtfully.] I see. [MRS WARREN buries her face in her hands.] Dont do that, mother: you know you dont feel it a bit. [MRS WARREN takes down her hands and looks up deplorably at VIVIE, ivho takes out her watch and says] Well, that is enough for tonight. At what hour would you like breakfast? Is half-past eight too early for you? MRS WARREN [Wildly.] My God, what sort of woman are you? VIVIE [Coolly.] The sort the world is mostly made of, I should hope. Otherwise I dont understand how it gets its business done. Come [taking her mother by the wrist, and pidling her tip pretty resolutely]: pull yourself together. Thats right. MRS WARREN [Querulously.] Youre very rough with me, Vivie. VIVIE Nonsense. What about bed? It's past ten. MRS WARREN [Passionately.] Whats the use of my going to bed? Do you think I could sleep? VIVIE Why not? I shall.
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MRS WARREN YOU! youve no heart. [She suddenly breaks out vehemently in her natural tongue?the dialect of a woman of the -people?with all her affectations of maternal authority and conventional manners gone, and an overwhelming inspiration of true conviction and scorn in her.] Oh, I wont bear it: I wont put up with the injustice of it. What right have you to set yourself up above me like this? You boast of what you are to me?to m e, who gave you the chance of being what you are. What chance had I! Shame on you for a bad daughter and a stuck-up prude!
VIVIE [Sitting down with a shrug, no longer confident; for her replies, which have sounded sensible and strong to her so far, now begin to ring rather woodenly and even priggishly against the new tone of her mother.] Dont think for a moment I set myself above you in any way. You attacked me with the conventional authority of a mother: I defended myself with the conventional superiority of a respectable woman. Frankly, I am not going to stand any of your nonsense; and when you drop it I shall not expect you to stand any of mine. I shall always respect your right to your own opinions and your own way of life. MRS WARREN My own opinions and my own way of life! Listen to her talking! Do you think I was brought up like you? able to pick and choose my own way of life? Do you think I did what I did because I liked it, or thought it right, or wouldnt rather have gone to college and been a lady if I'd had the chance?
VTVIE Everybody has some choice, mother. The poorest girl alive may not be able to choose between being
